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A young thug with his pants hanging half off his ass walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched up to the counter and said,  "Hi. You know, I just H A T E drawing wel

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist decided to spend a quiet afternoon fishing on a lake. They had barely settled in when the priest suddenly exclaimed, “Mercy! I left my tackle box on the shore!”
He stood up, stepped off the boat, and calmly walked across the water to grab it. Then he strolled right back like it was nothing.
The atheist froze, mouth hanging open, trying to make sense of what he’d just seen.
Before he could even speak, the rabbi gasped, “My goodness, I forgot my bait bucket!” He hopped out of the boat and also walked straight across the water to the shore and back, completely unfazed.
Now the atheist refused to be outdone. “Well, I left my spare fishing line over there,” he announced, puffing out his chest. He stepped out of the boat—
and instantly plunged straight into the water like a bowling ball.
As bubbles rose to the surface, the priest leaned toward the rabbi and whispered, grinning,
“Think we should’ve told him about the rock path?”
 
 
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😂 An older gentleman sent a nice bottle of wine over to a beautiful lady at another table.
She looked at it, smiled, and sent a note back that said:
“For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants.”
The man read the note, chuckled, and wrote back:
“For your information, I have a Porsche GT3, a Ferrari Enzo, and a Harley in my garage. I’ve got over twenty million in the bank. But not even for a woman as gorgeous as you would I cut three and a half inches off my pecker. Just send the bottle back.” 🍷😆

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