Silly Smiles ll+ *** Warning Objectionable Material Inside - Enter at your own risk ***

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I'm not old, I just need a

little WD-40 and some duct tape.

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Pepsi and Coke can't even be

in the same restaurant

together, and we want world

peace. 

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With A Pocket Full Of

Cash, And A Tank

Full Of Gas, You Are Free.

With Electric Vehicles

And Digital Currency

You Are Controlled

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Never Use GPS When

Going To A Cemetery...  

It's Not Nice To Hear,

"You've Reached Your Destination"

😮

 

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A teacher put four worms in four separate containers:

• One in beer

• One in wine

• One in whiskey

• One in mineral water

 

The next day, the results were:

• The worm in beer? Dead.

• The worm in wine? Dead.

• The worm in whiskey? Dead.

• The worm in mineral water? Alive and squirming.

 

The teacher asked the class,

“What lesson can we learn from this?”

A student raised their hand and said:

“If you drink beer, wine, and whiskey… you won’t have worms!”  😂 

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I was washin' my car

and my neighbor asked,

"You washin'

your car?"

I replied,

"No, I'm watering

it to see if it'll

grow into a bus."

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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 🙂

 

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I think I've figured out

why our generation

is common sense 

smart. We had Lawn

Darts and Clacker

Balls to take out the

stupid ones 

 

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Vegetables are a must

on a diet. I suggest

carrot cake, zucchini

bread, and pumpkin pie

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A husband came home from work, stormed into the kitchen, and declared, “From now on, I’m the man of this house and my word is law! You’ll cook me a gourmet meal, serve me dessert, and after dinner, we’re going upstairs to have the kind of night in the bedroom I want. Then you’ll draw me a bath, wash my back, dry me off, bring me my robe, massage my feet… and here's the best bit - tomorrow, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?”

His wife looked up and replied, “The funeral director would be my first guess.” 

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I asked my daughter

to give me the phone

book. She laughed at 

me, called me a

dinosaur, and handed 

me her iPhone. So

anyway...now the

spider is dead, the

iPhone is broken, and

my daughter is 

pissed

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If you're sitting in public and a 

stranger takes the seat next 

to you, just stare straight 

ahead and say...

"Did you bring the money?'

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I don't know about you,

but I've thought about

running away more as an

adult than I ever did

as a kid.

 

 

Just need this RV so I can afford it! 😮 

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[sandsoftime]

 

 

 

 

 

That awkward moment when you realize 1970 and 2025 are as far apart as 1970 and 1915 

 

 

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