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A young thug with his pants hanging half off his ass walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched up to the counter and said,  "Hi. You know, I just H A T E drawing wel

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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.

This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.

He seemed more amused.

When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The Judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
The man replied...
"Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
BUT, your Honor, when she moved for the fourth time and sat under the sign that said "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"..
..I just lost it......."CASE DISMISSED!!" 

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23 hours ago, Smokey Mtn. Dinar said:

May be an image of text that says 'OK, so ifi shoot a buck this deer season an 1 only have tags for a doe. can I cla m that the buck really-wasn ta buck? I mean, maybe he' d always wanted to be a doe, but through no choice of his own he was born with the physical attributes of a male. Yet on the inside he d always known he was truly female. I'm just wondering if the game warden will buy it.'

 

 

Just a little humor in this "woke" messed up world. 

 

I agree, the Buck identified as a Doe.  If you need someone who can confirm your assertion, I Identify as a a individual that can read Deer minds from great distances, and I will be able to attest to that fact.

 

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