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md11fr8dawg Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share 8 hours ago, Smokey Mtn. Dinar said: TRUE DAT!!! 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Smokey Mtn. Dinar Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share As Y'all Get Your Car Ready For Summer Vacations Don't Forget To Check Your Blinker Fluid! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Smokey Mtn. Dinar Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share She distanced herself — almost literally. Pelosi Distancing Herself from Husband's Arrest, First Statement Mentions She Had Nothing to Do with It 😂 😂 😂 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markinsa Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share 26 minutes ago, Smokey Mtn. Dinar said: When Fish Fly! 😂 Anyone know if this Bird was smart enough to know that if it put one talon in front of the other it would reduce the drag from the fish? . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokey Mtn. Dinar Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Here are some Paraprosdokians for you to enjoy! These are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected and is frequently humorous. 1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it. 2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you ... but it's still on my list. 3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong. 5. We never really grow up - we only learn how to act in public. 6. War does not determine who is right, only who is left. 7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. 8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. 9. I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you. 10. In filling out an application, where it says, "In case of emergency, notify... " I answered 'a doctor'." 11. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. 12. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. 13. I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 14. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. 15. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. 16. You're never too old to learn something stupid. 17. I'm supposed to respect my elders, but it's getting harder and harder for me to find one now. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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