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SO DOES DV 

 

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22 hours ago, Starrider said:

 

 

 

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That was hilarious!!🤣😂👍🇺🇸

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Two Old Ladies were sitting in church.
One turns to the other and says "My butt has fallen asleep".
The other says " Yeah, I thought I heard it Snore a couple of times!"

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At a press conference t'other day, a reporter asked if he planned to get s "First Puppy".

He said he'd been thinking about it.

Wanted to get a border collie.

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Recently a decades long Government Study
Published the results.

People eat more Bananas Than Monkeys!

I can't remember ever EATING A MONKEY!

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I talked with a homeless man this morning and asked him how he
ended up this way .

He said, "Up until last week, I still had it all.
I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed,
I had a roof over my head,
I had HDTV and Internet,
and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library.
I was working on my MBA on-line.
I had no bills and no debt.
I even had full medical coverage.”
I felt sorry for him, so I asked, "What happened? Drugs?
Alcohol? Divorce?"
"Oh no, nothing like that," he said. "No, no...”

"I was paroled".

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One of my students could not take my college seminar final exam because of a funeral.

"No problem," I told him. "Make it up the following week." That week came, and again he couldn't take the test due to another funeral.

"You'll have to take the test early next week," I insisted. "I can't keep postponing it."

"I'll take the test next week if no one dies," he told me.

By now I was suspicious. "How can you have so many people you know pass away in three weeks?" I asked.

"I don't know any of these people," he said. "But I'm the only gravedigger in town."

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Too funny, everyone knows you need to get longer ones from the dealership and not a Auto parts store

 

 Oh and I'm kidding by the way... lol

 

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9 hours ago, Starrider said:

 

My kinda woman lol

 

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And the Tourist  keep coming I hope they buy a brick because our town's sidewalk will be completed soon at their expense not mine.

 

 

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Bwahahahaha, this one is hilarious star !! This will be in lots of peoples Inbox from me this AM.    

 

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