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nstoolman1 Posted October 12, 2022 Report Share 43 minutes ago, Smokey Mtn. Dinar said: Kind of a dopey situation huh. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Smokey Mtn. Dinar Posted October 12, 2022 Report Share Is it just me or does that woman look like V.P. Kamila Harris? 😮 😂 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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nannab Posted October 12, 2022 Report Share 4 hours ago, Smokey Mtn. Dinar said: My local Walmart didn't have the music but they did have the decorations out and I watched Emmett putting together a reindeer I asked what hell are you doing? He laughed and told me that the grub stuff and grass seed I was looking for was on the clearance rack. And this was the third week of September!!!! 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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nstoolman1 Posted October 13, 2022 Report Share 32 minutes ago, CSM (R) Thack said: There are some things better left dead. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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divemaster5734 Posted October 15, 2022 Report Share Unless this guy has some performance mods he's watching me pull away even faster. lol, other that, his words are both funny and sad.. sad because the message is so true..DM 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nannab Posted October 15, 2022 Report Share 🤣🤣 He is good Thanks Divemaster5734 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sandsoftime Posted October 16, 2022 Report Share A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be at least ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's with the money in the jar?" "Well..., you pay $10, and if you pass three tests, you get all the money in the jar and the keys to a brand new Lexus" The man certainly isn't going to pass this up, so he asks, "What are the three tests?" "You gotta pay first," says the bartender, "those are the rules." So, after thinking it over a while, the man gives the bartender $10 which he stuffs into the jar. "Okay," says the bartender, "here's what you need to do: First - You have to drink a whole quart of tequila, in 60 seconds or less, and you can't make a face while doing it." "Second - There's a pit bull chained in the back with a bad tooth. You have to remove that tooth with your bare hands." "Third - There's a 90-year old lady upstairs who's never had sex. You have to take care of that problem." The man is stunned! "I know I paid my $10 -- but I'm not an idiot! I won't do it! You'd have to be nuts to drink a quart of tequila and then do all those other things!" "Your call," says the bartender, "but, your money stays where it is." As time goes on, the man has a few more drinks and finally says, "Where's the damn tequila?!" He grabs the bottle with both hands and drinks it as fast as he can. Tears stream down both cheeks -- but he doesn't make a face -- and he drinks it in 58 seconds! Next, he staggers out the back door where he sees the pit bull chained to a pole. Soon, the people inside the bar hear loud growling, screaming, and sounds of a terrible fight -- then nothing but silence! Just when they think that the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar. His clothes are ripped to shreds and he's bleeding from bites and gashes all over his body. He drunkenly says, "Now..., where's that old woman with the bad tooth?” 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nannab Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share OMG Did not see that one coming 🤣 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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