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I got pulled over on 603 for going 7 mph over the speed limit. 🚓
As the officer started walking up to my truck, I rolled my windows down ..... 🚙
My adorable and apparently INCREDIBLY smart 4 yr old granddaughter, started screaming from the backseat:
“It’s coming out!!!!!” 😱😱😱😱😱😱
“I can’t hold it any longer Meme!!!!!”😳😳😳😳
“It’s almost here!!!!!!!! MEMEEEEE!!!”
Now the trooper is HEARING her scream this....
and he leans in the window and asks her “What’s going on here???”
She looks him 💀 DEAD IN THE FACE 💀
And says “I’ve got poop coming outta my butt!!”🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️
He started laughing 😂😂😂😂
I looked like I was about to cry 😭😭😭😭😭
He asked how far I had to go, which was about 2 miles home. He told me to drive safe and get miss thang home to do her business. He could NOT stop laughing😂😂😂
As soon as we pulled away I asked “What was that about???”😳😳😳😳😳😳
This kid, smirked and said “I saw it on YouTube but I didn’t think it would work”🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️
I said “So...... You're not pooping 💩?”
She said nope and you're not in trouble either.
OMG 👀👀👀
This kid is my hero 🦸‍♀️
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On 8/9/2022 at 8:38 PM, Smokey Mtn. Dinar said:

May be an image of outdoors and text that says 'Aliens in a field of pot!'

I wonder if the cars on the road are the police arresting the drunk teens who decided to do donuts in the planted field.

Bet there was a seriously angry farmer.

That said, "stoned aliens"? cool...

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A woman decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel.. When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00.

She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250..00 for just an overnight stay - I didn't even have breakfast!"

The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate,' and breakfast had been included had she wanted it.

She insisted on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: "This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for use."

"But I didn't use them."

'Well, they are here, and you could have." He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which they were so famous."We have the best entertainers from the world over performing here."

"But I didn't go to any of those shows.."

"Well, we have them, and you could have."

No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with his standard response.

After several minutes discussion, and with the Manager still unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him. The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check.

"But Madam, this check is for only $50.00"

"That's correct I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me."

"But I didn't!"

"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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