rvmydinar Posted July 12, 2022 Report Share On 7/9/2022 at 6:07 AM, Smokey Mtn. Dinar said: This Is Just WRONG! She forget to put the bra on her ass. What size would that be? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rvmydinar Posted July 12, 2022 Report Share 7 hours ago, Smokey Mtn. Dinar said: Punctuation is important. Don't shoot Grandma. Don't shoot, Grandma. Don't, shoot Grandma. Do , not , shoot , grand , ma? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rvmydinar Posted July 12, 2022 Report Share 8 hours ago, Smokey Mtn. Dinar said: My question is "How did it get up there?" 😂 Can the cow walk on stair or use a lift / elevator from first floor to the rooftop? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Smokey Mtn. Dinar Posted July 12, 2022 Report Share 4 hours ago, rvmydinar said: She forget to put the bra on her ass. What size would that be? Don't know what size. Maybe a 60 "DDD" 😮 🤣 😂 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nannab Posted July 12, 2022 Report Share I love it!!!! That is exactly how my relatives talk in West Virginia. One niece's name is Tara and it is pronounced Tiera. I am sending this to them with my Boston accent version list. I made the mistake only once saying you all. They are in Hurricane and Scott Depot. Thanks Smokeymtndinar 15 hours ago, Smokey Mtn. Dinar said: Just for the record, I am a West Virginia Native! 🙂 ADVICE FOR ANYONE MOVING TO WEST VIRGINIA : 1. Save all bacon grease. You will be instructed later how to use it. 2. If you do run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four men in the cab of a four wheel drive and a tow chain will be along shortly. Don't try to help them. Just stay out of their way. This is what they live for. 3. Remember: "Y'all" is singular. "All y'all" is plural. "All y'all's" is plural possessive. 4. Get used to the phrase "It's not the heat, it's the humidity". And the collateral phrase "You call this hot? Wait'll August." 5. Don't tell us how you did it up there. Nobody cares. 6. If you think it's too hot, don't worry. It'll cool down-in December. 7. A Mercedes-Benz is not a status symbol, a Chevy, Dodge, or Ford is. 8. If someone says they're "fixin" to do something, that doesn't mean anything's broken. 9. The value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but the availability of shade. 10. If you are a slower moving vehicle on a two lane road pull onto the shoulder that is called "courtesy". 11. BBQ is a food group. It does NOT mean grilling burgers and hot dogs outdoors. 12. Yes, weddings, funerals, and divorces must take into account for WVU Football games. 13. Everything is better with Ranch dressing. 14. DO NOT honk your horn at us to be obnoxious, we will sit there until we die. 15. We pull over and stop for emergency vehicles to pass. 16. We pull over for funeral processions, turn our music off and men remove hats or caps. Some people put their hand over their heart. 17. "Bless your Heart" is a nice way of saying you're an idiot. 18. No mater what kind : sprite, coke, pepsi, mtn dew, it isn't called soda. Its all called pop. 19. If you don't like the weather in WEST Virginia, wait 15 minutes, it will change. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rvmydinar Posted July 13, 2022 Report Share 19 hours ago, Smokey Mtn. Dinar said: Don't know what size. Maybe a 60 "DDD" 😮 🤣 😂 60 "DDD" let's see like a watermelon or a bowling ball or a basket ball or truck tires? 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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md11fr8dawg Posted July 17, 2022 Report Share 3 hours ago, moose 57 said: OMG, I didn't know!! Does that work??? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markinsa Posted July 17, 2022 Report Share 18 minutes ago, md11fr8dawg said: OMG, I didn't know!! Does that work??? No, it just makes it green. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
md11fr8dawg Posted July 17, 2022 Report Share 10 hours ago, Markinsa said: No, it just makes it green. AH, The Ole Green Weenie!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davis411 Posted July 17, 2022 Report Share 1 hour ago, md11fr8dawg said: AH, The Ole Green Weenie!! Yep my doctor gave me pills to clear that up 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nannab Posted July 17, 2022 Report Share OMG you guys are so bad 🤣 🤣 🤣 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nannab Posted July 17, 2022 Report Share 20 hours ago, Markinsa said: No, it just makes it green. 10 hours ago, md11fr8dawg said: AH, The Ole Green Weenie!! 9 hours ago, davis411 said: Yep my doctor gave me pills to clear that up OMG you guys are so bad 🤣🤣🤣 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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