Silly Smiles ll+ *** Warning Objectionable Material Inside - Enter at your own risk ***

[nannab]

11 hours ago, nannab said:

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Fat fingers 

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Aides Worried Biden May Have Concussion As He Starts Speaking Coherently

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HEAD-SCRATCHER: Not something you see every day. https://fxn.ws/3HBxQps

 

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I know this is supposed to be for funnies, but I wanted to post this somewhere, just wasn't sure where.

 

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[rvmydinar]

14 hours ago, Smokey Mtn. Dinar said:

This should be applied exactly to Iraqi government. Come on iraq , Do something with your currency. Be a doer. Don't be like the man ( on the left side ) who just sits for too long and thinks too much too long waste time ( equals to BS a lot ) and finally , afraid to make a rate change in your currency with so many BS excuse, like :  delay and more vacation, etc you name it.

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[ronscarpa]

---- Some Humor - BUT OH SO VERY, VERY TRUE...

 

 

CHINA CLAIMS THAT CORONAVIRUS CAME FROM AN OLD STUPID BAT, BUT NANCY PELOSI DENIED HAVING BEEN INVOLVED.

 

 

IF THE CURRENT POWER GRID CAN'T HANDLE A NIGHT OF 20 DEGREES TEMPERATURES WITHOUT ROLLING BLACKOUTS, HOW ARE WE GOING TO PLUG 100 MILLION ELECTRIC CARS UP AT NIGHT?

 

 

ARE THERE ANY COUNTRIES THAT TAX THEIR CITIZENS AND SEND SOME OF IT TO AMERICANS?

 

 

IMAGINE, IF YOU WILL, A WORLD WHERE EVERY TWEET AND MEME MUST BE FACT-CHECKED, BUT NOT A BALLOT.

 

 

 

HOW TO STOP DRUNK DRIVERS FROM KILLING SOBER DRIVERS? BAN SOBER DRIVERS FROM DRIVING.   THAT'S EXACTLY HOW GUN CONTROL WORKS.

 

 

 

CAN WE STILL ORDER BLACK COFFEE? 

 

 

ARE BROWNIES BEING TAKEN OFF THE SHELF? 

 

 

IS WHITE CASTLE CHANGING IT'S NAME? 

 

 

I'M SURE CRACKER BARREL IS SCREWED. 

 

 

CAN WE STILL PLAY CHINESE CHECKERS? 

 

 

IS THAT SEASON STILL CALLED INDIAN SUMMER? 

 

 

NO MORE POLISH OR ITALIAN SAUSAGES? 

 

 

HOW FAR DO YOU WANT TO GO WITH THIS FOOLISHNESS?

 

HELL OF A JOB, DEMOCRATS! YOU'VE MANAGED TO BRING BACK THE 1918 PANDEMIC, THE 1929 DEPRESSION, THE 1968 RACE RIOTS,  AND THE 1973 GAS PRICES - ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

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While walking down the street one day a Corrupt Senator (that may be redundant) was tragically hit by a car and died.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

"Welcome to heaven," says St.. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," says the Senator.

"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from the higher ups. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity."

"Really?, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the Senator.

"I'm sorry, but we have our rules."

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.

The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course.

In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends

and other politicians who had worked with him.

Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake

his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the

expense of the people.

They played a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and the finest champagne.

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who is having a good time dancing and telling jokes.

They are all having such a good time that before the Senator realizes it, it is time to go.

Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises.

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens in heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him, "Now it's time to visit heaven...”

So, 24 hours passed with the Senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp, and singing. They have a good time

and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by, and St. Peter returns.

“Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity."

The Senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell."

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator, and he goes down, down, down to hell...

Now the doors of the elevator open, and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste, and garbage.

He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash, and putting it in black bags as more trash falls to the ground.

The devil comes over to him, and puts his arm around his shoulders.

"I don't understand," stammers the Senator. "Yesterday I was here, and there was a golf course, and clubhouse, and we ate lobster, and caviar, drank champagne, and danced, and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage, and my friends look miserable. What happened?"

The devil smiles at him and says,

"Yesterday we were campaigning, Today, you voted .."

Vote wisely !  

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Politics is really as ugly as it sounds. Stop the infestation of the blood suckers. 

 

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[nstoolman1]

1 minute ago, Smokey Mtn. Dinar said:

 

 

So there is hope I have a brain or a really sensitive walnut.

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Democrats Announce 'January 6 Hearings On Ice'

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Put that leg down,,,,please, we are trying to cut down on emissions!!!!!