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An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger said, "I have my own reality show and I am the smartest and prettiest woman at Playboy, so Americans don't want me to die."
She took the first pack and jumped out of the plane.
 
The second passenger said, "I'm a Senator, and a decorated war hero from an elite Navy unit from the United States of America." So he grabbed the second pack and jumped.
 
The third passenger, Joe Biden said, "I am the President of the United States and I am the smartest ever in the history of our country. So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped out.
 
The fourth passenger, Billy Graham said to the fifth passenger, a
10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life and served my God the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last
parachute."
 
The little girl said, "That's okay, Mr. Graham. There's a parachute left for you. America's smartest President took my schoolbag."
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