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3 hours ago, Markinsa said:

 

Missed it the first go through.  I see it now everytime.

 

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What made me laugh is how hard I intentionally ignored the "thing" that was interfering with the count, then seeing how casually it strolled though and waved.. missed it first time too.

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40 minutes ago, divemaster5734 said:

What made me laugh is how hard I intentionally ignored the "thing" that was interfering with the count, then seeing how casually it strolled though and waved.. missed it first time too.

 

I put the Video on my 65" TV for my sister to see and she didn't see the Monkey either. :lol:

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Redneck Medical Dictionary
 
Rednecks have the lowest stress rate
because they do not take medical terminology seriously. 
You are going to die anyway, so live life.
 
Medical Term------Redneck Definition
 
Artery - The study of paintings
Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria
Barium - What doctors do when patients die
Benign - What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome
Cat scan - Searching for Kitty
Cauterize - Made eye contact with her
Colic - A sheep dog
Coma - A punctuation mark
Dilate - To live long
Enema - Not a friend
Fester - Quicker than someone else
Fibula - A small lie
Impotent - Distinguished, well known
Labour Pain - Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane
Morbid - A higher offer
Nitrates - Rates of Pay for Working at Night,Normally more money than Days
Node - I knew it
Outpatient - A person who has fainted
Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative - A letter carrier
Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery
Rectum - Nearly killed him
Secretion - Hiding something
Seizure - Roman Emperor
Tablet - A small table
Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport
Tumour - One plus one more
Urine - Opposite of you're out
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Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
 
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
 
L: Have you any grounds?
P: Yes, an acre and half and a nice little home.
L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
P: It is made of concrete.
L: I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
P: No, we have carport, and not need one.
L: I mean, what are your relations like?
P: All my relations are still in Poland.
L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
P: We have a hi-fidelity stereo and a good DVD player.
L: Does your wife beat you up?
P: No, I am always up before her.
L: Why do you want this divorce?
P: She is going to kill me.
L: What makes you think that?
P: I got proof.
L: What kind of proof?
P: She is going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in
bathroom. I can read and it say: "Polish Remover"
 
 
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