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Smokey Mtn. Dinar Posted January 4, 2022 Report Share A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson’s Christmas present. She doesn’t know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. The clerk was standing behind the counter wearing dark glasses. She says to him, “Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?” He says, “Ma’am, I’m completely blind; but if you’ll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes.” She doesn’t believe him but drops it on the counter anyway…… He says, “That’s a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. test line. It’s a good all-around combination, and it’s on sale this week for only $20.00.” She says, “It’s amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I’ll take it!” As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. “Oh, that sounds like a Master Card,” he says. She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first, she is really embarrassed, but then realizes……there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was her who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn’t know that she was the only person around? The man rings up the sale and says, “That’ll be $34.50 please.” The woman is totally confused by this and asks, “Didn’t you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?” He replies, “Yes, ma’am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00, and the Catfish Bait is $3.50.” She paid the $34.50 and left without saying another word. Happy New Year to ALL !!!! 1 5 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sage449 Posted January 4, 2022 Report Share Smokey ROTFLMBO girl you slay me. 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nstoolman1 Posted January 5, 2022 Report Share 5 hours ago, Smokey Mtn. Dinar said: Friend went in for knee surgery. He literally wrote "fix this one" above his right knee. Dr. laughed so hard. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokey Mtn. Dinar Posted January 5, 2022 Report Share 2 hours ago, Sage449 said: Smokey ROTFLMBO girl you slay me. I'm glad you enjoy them. I try. We need something to pass the time while we wait for this RV to happen! I show a lot of them to my husband too. He gets a good laugh from them too. 🙂 1 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nannab Posted January 5, 2022 Report Share It is always good to laugh. Thank you so much Smokey Mtn Dinar This is now my favorite 6 hours ago, Smokey Mtn. Dinar said: A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson’s Christmas present. She doesn’t know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. The clerk was standing behind the counter wearing dark glasses. She says to him, “Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?” He says, “Ma’am, I’m completely blind; but if you’ll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes.” She doesn’t believe him but drops it on the counter anyway…… He says, “That’s a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. test line. It’s a good all-around combination, and it’s on sale this week for only $20.00.” She says, “It’s amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I’ll take it!” As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. “Oh, that sounds like a Master Card,” he says. She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first, she is really embarrassed, but then realizes……there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was her who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn’t know that she was the only person around? The man rings up the sale and says, “That’ll be $34.50 please.” The woman is totally confused by this and asks, “Didn’t you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?” He replies, “Yes, ma’am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00, and the Catfish Bait is $3.50.” She paid the $34.50 and left without saying another word. Happy New Year to ALL !!!! 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MyLadiesDaddy Posted January 6, 2022 Report Share For all my DV Friends that can relate. But it's all good, cause old Truckers don't fade away they just get a new Peterbilt. 1 7 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLadiesDaddy Posted January 6, 2022 Report Share I also sent this video to my wife and she just called to let me know when our 4 year old daughter saw it first thing she said was,"Daddy". GOOD GRIEF 9 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davis411 Posted January 6, 2022 Report Share 1 hour ago, ladyGrace'sDaddy said: For all my DV Friends that can relate. But it's all good, cause old Truckers don't fade away they just get a new Peterbilt. Had to do sad damn that’s me thanks I feel real swell now in my feet haha great vid 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Smokey Mtn. Dinar Posted January 8, 2022 Report Share Can anyone tell me if I need to buy heavy duty tin foil or will regular foil work when making a hat. The day has come when this no longer seems like a crack pot idea. 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Smokey Mtn. Dinar Posted January 8, 2022 Report Share And had ALOT more fun! 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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