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mikedeason Posted May 7, 2021 Report Share 3 minutes ago, moose 57 said: Wasn't a joint either, too broke for that. It was one lousy cigarette from a pack of generic cigarettes .... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikedeason Posted May 7, 2021 Report Share 12 hours ago, ladyGrace'sDaddy said: Ain't THAT the truth. That's what the Left thinks anyway. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Smokey Mtn. Dinar Posted May 7, 2021 Report Share 2 hours ago, moose 57 said: So true. I have a good friend who is a pedal steel player in Texas, and he had to work a "regular" job to support his "Music Habit". 😉 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Smokey Mtn. Dinar Posted May 8, 2021 Report Share Curtis & Leroy bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night." Curtis & Leroy replied, "Well, then just give us our money back." The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already." They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule." The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?" Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off." The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!" Leroy said, "We shore can! We don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!" A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis & Leroy at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked. "What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?" They said, "We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do." Leroy said, "We sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898." The farmer said, "Didn't anyone complain?" Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back." Curtis and Leroy now work for the government. They're overseeing the Bailout & Stimulus Programs. 3 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokey Mtn. Dinar Posted May 8, 2021 Report Share My wife and I went to the auction in Danville yesterday and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, 'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR' My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ......smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.' We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, ''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR' My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a week ! ...........You could learn a lot from him.' We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, 'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR 'My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, 'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.' I looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if every time was with the same old cow.' My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery. Somebody come get me... 3 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Smokey Mtn. Dinar Posted May 8, 2021 Report Share Montana is cancelling unemployment because of a workforce shortage. What a marvel idea! 2 3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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