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A young thug with his pants hanging half off his ass walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched up to the counter and said,  "Hi. You know, I just H A T E drawing wel

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There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb.

His mother finally told him that if he didn't stop sucking his thumb, he'd get fat.

 

Two weeks later, his mother had her friends over for a game of bridge.

 

The boy points to an obviously pregnant woman and says, "Ah, ha! I know what you've been doing!" 

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A fellow went into a public toilet and does his business and reaches for the TP but the roll is empty. He yells hey there’s no TP in here and the attendant says yea with the Covid people are hoarding it. The guy asks what he should do and the attendant asks do you have a dollar the guy says yes the attendant says use that to wipe. The guy is in there for some time and comes out with poo all over his hand. The attendant says I thought you said you had a dollar and that you were going to use it to wipe. The guy says I did do you know how hard it is to wipe your butt with 3 quarters 2 dimes and a nickel

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Layoff letter from a CEO

 

 As the CEO of this fine organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Joe Biden is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%.  But, since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead.

 

 This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go. So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Biden Harris' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more, fair way to approach this problem.

 

  They voted for change......I gave it to them.  I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic. 😉

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