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[Markinsa]

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10 hours ago, Markinsa said:

 

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Some really good reposts 

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So I took my granddaughter trick or treating. This may be the funniest costume ever

[MyLadiesDaddy]

FINALLY, THE SCIENCE IS WITHOUT QUESTION RIGHT 

 

 

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can I please have a glass of milk with this

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GO RV, then BV 

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GO RV, then BV

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GO RV, then BV

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GO RV, then BV

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GO RV, then BV

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GO RV, then BV

[Sage449]

great doctor 

[Smokey Mtn. Dinar]

 

 

 

On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."

The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"

And God saw it was good.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said, "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."

The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?"

And God, again saw it was good.

On the third day, God created the cow and said, "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."

The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"

And God agreed it was good.

On the fourth day, God created humans and said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."

But the human said, "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back,
the ten the monkey gave back,
and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."

So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves.

For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family.

For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren.

And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information.

I'm doing it as a public service.

If you are looking for me I will be on the front porch..

 

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[Sage449]

SMD, political commercials along with Medicare and the Boy Scouts class action sexual abuse lawsuit notice to file. Been a feeding frenzy on the boy scouts and Medicare. Time frame to file on boy scouts is met, thankfully. 

[Smokey Mtn. Dinar]

3 hours ago, Sage449 said:

SMD, political commercials along with Medicare and the Boy Scouts class action sexual abuse lawsuit notice to file. Been a feeding frenzy on the boy scouts and Medicare. Time frame to file on boy scouts is met, thankfully. 

 

 

Unfortunately, Medicare advertises all year. Even though the sign up is only from mid October until early December. 🙄  I'm more familiar with it now, because my husband started getting it over 1 1/2 years ago. He retired last year on his 66th birthday.   

 

Another thing now that the election is over,  Christmas advertising is in full force.  I've been seeing comments on Facebook about how we go from Halloween to Christmas, and skip Thanksgiving. We need to do one holiday at a time.  

 

[nannab]

12 minutes ago, Smokey Mtn. Dinar said:

We need to do one holiday at a time.  

I'll drink a Pepsi to that I went to Walmart the last week of September to get end of season grass seed. A friend of

mine was putting reindeer together of all things! I asked what the hell are you doing he smiled and said nuttin honey. And how is your day going shaking his head.