wildeman Posted February 13, 2020 Report Share Is that hashish flavored jerky? sign me up!...funny stuff...thanks Starr 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davis411 Posted February 21, 2020 Report Share Where are the funnies guys and ladies I have many but not appropriate for anywhere miss the funny stuff 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starrider Posted February 21, 2020 Author Report Share 12 hours ago, davis411 said: Where are the funnies guys and ladies I have many but not appropriate for anywhere miss the funny stuff Sorry 411 I been moving and getting rid of stuff here in AZ and selling my home soon I'll be back soon. If anyone wants to take the helm (hold the fort) while I'm gone that would be nice. Starr 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coorslite21 Posted February 21, 2020 Report Share 6 minutes ago, Starrider said: Sorry 411 I been moving and getting rid of stuff here in AZ and selling my home soon I'll be back soon. If anyone wants to take the helm (hold the fort) while I'm gone that would be nice. Starr Yes you are.....and we"re all happy for you!😉 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KristiD Posted February 21, 2020 Report Share (edited) I've never been to this tread until now. WOW! It's terrific!! I have one.... Edited February 21, 2020 by KristiD 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starrider Posted February 25, 2020 Author Report Share THIS IS HOW I FEEL ABOUT OUR SO CALLED GURU"S Starr 1 1 9 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildeman Posted February 25, 2020 Report Share Awwww poor guy, he's like wtf did I do? That's hilarious Starr, thanks 🤣 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Shabibilicious Posted February 26, 2020 Report Share GO RV, then BV 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyHi Posted February 26, 2020 Report Share If only it was a buttercup! 🙃 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karsten Posted February 27, 2020 Report Share A cowboy, who just moved to Montana from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time." The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona, the other is in Colorado. When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss." The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains. "It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking." “It hasn't affected my brothers though." Karsten 1 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sage449 Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom." A young man is passing by a bar when he sees an old woman fishing with a stick and a string in a puddle by the sidewalk. “She must be a poor old fool,” he thinks to himself, and out of the kindness of his heart, he invites the woman in for a drink. After he’s paid for their round and the two are sitting quietly, he asks her, “So how many have you caught today?” The old woman grins, takes a big sip of her drink, and replies, “You’re the eighth.” 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adhoc10 Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share On 1/17/2020 at 9:22 AM, Shabibilicious said: GO RV, then BV BORDER WALL?? 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karsten Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h in 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with Tempo Mach 2 appears. The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: "Airbus flight, boring flight isn’t it? Take care and have a look here!” He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates, breaks through the sound barrier, rises rapidly to a dizzying height, only to swoop down almost to sea level in a breathtaking dive. He loops back next to the Airbus and asks, "Well, how was that?" The Airbus pilot answers: "Very impressive, but now have a look here!" The jet pilot watches the Airbus, but nothing happens. It continues to fly stubbornly straight, with the same speed. After five minutes, the Airbus pilot radioed, "Well, what are you saying now?" The jet pilot asks confused: "What did you do?" The other laughs and says, "I got up, stretched my legs, went to the back of the plane to use the bathroom, got a cup of coffee, made a sandwich and had a cinnamon roll. The moral of the story is: When you are young, speed and adrenaline seems to be great. But as you get older and wiser, comfort and peace are not to be despised either. This is called S.O.S.: Slower, Older, Smarter. Dedicated to all my friends who like me likes the S.O.S. approach! Karsten 3 3 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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