Redneck terminology.

[pokerplayer]

 

 

 

THE REDNECK MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY HANDBOOK

Studies have demonstrated that rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology.

 

Medical Term	Redneck Definition
Artery	The study of paintings
Bacteria	Back door to cafeteria
Barium	What doctors do when patients die
Benign	What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section	A neighborhood in Rome
Cat scan	Searching for Kitty
Cauterize	Made eye contact with her
Colic	A sheep dog
Coma	A punctuation mark
Dilate	To live long
Enema	Not a friend
Fester	Quicker than someone else
Fibula	A small lie
Impotent	Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain	Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff	A Doctor's cane
Morbid	A higher offer
Nitrates	Rates of Pay for Working at Night,  Normally more money than Days
Node	I knew it
Outpatient	A person who has fainted
Pelvis	Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative	A letter carrier
Recovery Room	Place to do upholstery
Rectum	Nearly killed him
Secretion	Hiding something
Seizure	Roman Emperor
Tablet	A small table
Terminal Illness	Getting sick at the airport
Tumor	One plus one more
Urine	Opposite of you're out

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[Smokey Mtn. Dinar]

😃 😃 😃  As a "redneck woman" I find these "hill air re us".   Had to sound out that last word, so's I could spel it rite.  😄  I is from the southern most part of west viginny, in coal country, but now I liv in da Smoky Mountains, not far from the legendary "Popcorn Sutton".  If'n ya don't know who he is/was.........😮  🌽🥤

[mrparrot]

Sensuous.

Sensuous up, can you get me another beer?

[pokerplayer]

2 hours ago, Smokey Mtn. Dinar said:

😃 😃 😃  As a "redneck woman" I find these "hill air re us".   Had to sound out that last word, so's I could spel it rite.  😄  I is from the southern most part of west viginny, in coal country, but now I liv in da Smoky Mountains, not far from the legendary "Popcorn Sutton".  If'n ya don't know who he is/was.........😮  🌽🥤

 

13 minutes ago, mrparrot said:

Sensuous.

Sensuous up, can you get me another beer?

 

 

LOL, you all are to funny   

 

  pp

[Muleslayer]

16 hours ago, Smokey Mtn. Dinar said:

not far from the legendary "Popcorn Sutton".  If'n ya don't know who he is/was.........😮  🌽🥤

Popcorn,Mark,Digger,Tim Smith. my heroes!

Ohh Tickle too!

[Smokey Mtn. Dinar]

7 hours ago, Muleslayer said:

Popcorn,Mark,Digger,Tim Smith. my heroes!

Ohh Tickle too!

 

 

True story, my daughter used to work in a local grocery store, where she got to know Popcorn. He would come in there and buy his "supplies" for his moonshine.  I think my son knew him a little, also.