pokerplayer Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 THE REDNECK MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY HANDBOOK Studies have demonstrated that rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology. Medical Term Redneck Definition Artery The study of paintings Bacteria Back door to cafeteria Barium What doctors do when patients die Benign What you be, after you be eight Caesarean Section A neighborhood in Rome Cat scan Searching for Kitty Cauterize Made eye contact with her Colic A sheep dog Coma A punctuation mark Dilate To live long Enema Not a friend Fester Quicker than someone else Fibula A small lie Impotent Distinguished, well known Labor Pain Getting hurt at work Medical Staff A Doctor's cane Morbid A higher offer Nitrates Rates of Pay for Working at Night, Normally more money than Days Node I knew it Outpatient A person who has fainted Pelvis Second cousin to Elvis Post Operative A letter carrier Recovery Room Place to do upholstery Rectum Nearly killed him Secretion Hiding something Seizure Roman Emperor Tablet A small table Terminal Illness Getting sick at the airport Tumor One plus one more Urine Opposite of you're out Page 1 of 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokey Mtn. Dinar Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 😃 😃 😃 As a "redneck woman" I find these "hill air re us". Had to sound out that last word, so's I could spel it rite. 😄 I is from the southern most part of west viginny, in coal country, but now I liv in da Smoky Mountains, not far from the legendary "Popcorn Sutton". If'n ya don't know who he is/was.........😮 🌽🥤 2 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrparrot Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 Sensuous. Sensuous up, can you get me another beer? 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pokerplayer Posted June 25, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 2 hours ago, Smokey Mtn. Dinar said: 😃 😃 😃 As a "redneck woman" I find these "hill air re us". Had to sound out that last word, so's I could spel it rite. 😄 I is from the southern most part of west viginny, in coal country, but now I liv in da Smoky Mountains, not far from the legendary "Popcorn Sutton". If'n ya don't know who he is/was.........😮 🌽🥤 13 minutes ago, mrparrot said: Sensuous. Sensuous up, can you get me another beer? LOL, you all are to funny pp 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muleslayer Posted June 26, 2019 Report Share Posted June 26, 2019 16 hours ago, Smokey Mtn. Dinar said: not far from the legendary "Popcorn Sutton". If'n ya don't know who he is/was.........😮 🌽🥤 Popcorn,Mark,Digger,Tim Smith. my heroes! Ohh Tickle too! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokey Mtn. Dinar Posted June 26, 2019 Report Share Posted June 26, 2019 7 hours ago, Muleslayer said: Popcorn,Mark,Digger,Tim Smith. my heroes! Ohh Tickle too! True story, my daughter used to work in a local grocery store, where she got to know Popcorn. He would come in there and buy his "supplies" for his moonshine. I think my son knew him a little, also. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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