Gotta Luv Arizona

[pokerplayer]

 

 

A  Mexican, an Arab,   and a  Arizona girl are   in the same bar. When the  Mexican   finishes his beer,   he throws his glass   in the air, pulls out   his pistol, and shoots   the glass  to pieces.   He says, 'In Mexico ,   our glasses are so   cheap we don't  need   to drink with the same one twice.'   The  Arab, obviously   impressed by this,   drinks non-alcohol beer   (cuz he's a muslim!),   throws it into the   air, pulls out his   AK-47, and shoots   the glass to pieces.   He says, 'In the   Arab World, we have   so much sand to make   glasses that we don't   need to drink with   the same one twice either.'   The   Arizona   girl,   cool as a cucumber,   picks up her beer,   downs it in one gulp,   throws the glass into   the air, whips out her   45, and shoots the   Mexican and the Arab.   Catching her glass,   setting it on the bar, and  calling for a refill,   she says,   'In  Arizona ,   we have so many   illegal aliens that   we don't have to   drink with the  same ones twice.'    God Bless Arizona _______________________________________________________________________________________________________

 

Move to Arizona

[MyLadiesDaddy]

Now that's how I like to start my day 

[Starrider]

 

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[DinarThug]

14 hours ago, pokerplayer said:

A  Mexican, an Arab, and a  Arizona girl are

 

in the same bar.

 

Now How Many Times Do I Have To Tell My Wife About Shooting Her Mouth Off At The Bar !     

 

     

 

Edited June 14, 2019 by DinarThug

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