Silly Smiles II

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Edited May 13, 2019 by pokerplayer

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A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman"

She started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?"

Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage.

The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?"

He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"

The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by email lately."

Later that day, the blonde teenager came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" the startled husband asked.

"Yes, she replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a $10.00 tip.

“And, by the way," the teenager added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."

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Edited May 15, 2019 by pokerplayer

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On 5/15/2019 at 2:10 PM, pokerplayer said:

 

 

 

So today I got a Weather Channel Warning on my iPhone about upcoming severe weather. I looked at the app and it said that Thursday and Friday we'd have mostly sunny days and Saturday and Sunday would be sunny days. True story! Rats! I hate it when we get severe sunshine.

Edited May 16, 2019 by 429

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