Markinsa Posted January 23, 2019 Author Report Share MY SON WAS FLUNKING OUT OF COLLEGE SO I TOLD MY SON, "YOU WILL MARRY THE GIRL I CHOOSE." HE SAID, "NO." I TOLD HIM, "SHE IS BILL GATES' DAUGHTER." HE SAID, "YES." I CALLED BILL GATES AND SAID, "I WANT YOUR DAUGHTER TO MARRY MY SON." BILL GATES SAID, "NO." I TOLD BILL GATES, "MY SON IS THE CEO OF THE WORLD BANK." BILL GATES SAID, "OK." I CALLED THE PRESIDENT OF WORLD BANK AND ASKED HIM TO MAKE MY SON THE CEO. HE SAID, "NO." I TOLD HIM, "MY SON IS BILL GATES' SON-IN-LAW." HE SAID, "OK." AND THAT'S EXACTLY HOW POLITICS WORKS HERE IN AMERICA. And thus, began the practice of hiring morons to work in influential positions of government. The practice is unbroken to this date. 2 5 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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puckster_guy Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Ya know we like to kid about my vices, and i do like my beer but in this crazy world there's a reason for everything... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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