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From the manger to...

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No wonder why the religious leaders didn’t like him!  😉

Merry Christmas Y’all!!! 🎄

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45 minutes ago, RodandStaff said:

From the manger to...

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No wonder why the religious leaders didn’t like him!  😉

Merry Christmas Y’all!!! 🎄

 

Looks like my neighborhood CVS. That Yellow Tail Chardonnay is pretty good. :twothumbs:

 

 

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A cattle rancher needs a bull to service his cows, but needs to borrow the breeding fee from the bank.

The banker lends him the money and comes by a week later to see how his investment is doing.

The farmer complains that the bull just eats grass and won’t even look at the cows.

The banker says he knows a veterinarian and that he’ll send him out the next day to check the bull.

The next week, the banker returns to see if the vet helped.

The farmer looked pleased and told the banker, “The bull has serviced all my cows, broke through the fence, and has serviced all my neighbors’ cows.”

”Wow”, says the banker, “What did the vet do to that bull?”

”Just gave him some pills,” replied the farmer.

”What kind of pills” asked the banker.

I don’t know,” says the smiling farmer, “but they sort of taste like peppermint.” 

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Wrong Email Address

(A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address:)

 

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particular icy winter.

They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years before. Because of their hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules, so the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Friday, and his wife was flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel, and unlike years ago, there was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife.

However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address and without noticing his error, sent the email to the wrong address.

 

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband’s funeral. 

She decided to check her emails from family and friends who couldn’t be at the services. As she began to read, she screamed and fainted. The widow’s son rushed into the room and found his mother on the floor, and then glanced up and saw the computer screen which read: 

 

To: My Loving Wife

Date: Monday, October 13, 2014

Subject: I Have Arrived

 

Dearest Love:

I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I have just arrived and have checked in. 

I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow, and I look forward to seeing you.  Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine has been.

P.S. It sure is freakin hit down here.

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A Walk in the Country (oldie)

Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. 

The first blonde said, “Those must be rabbit tracks!”

The second blonde said, “No, stupid, anyone can tell those are deer tracks!”

The third blonde said, “No, you idiots, those are horse tracks!”

They where still arguing ten minutes later when the train hit them.
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