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🤣 Too funny and so true !  The best one of the day. +++++  Markinsa :twothumbs:

17 hours ago, Markinsa said:
What deep things retired men think about !!!

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down to a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

 

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing." The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?" At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

 

Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the crotch? I've heard women maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the crotch, but how could they know?

 

Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question. Getting kicked in the crotch is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

 

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say,
"You know, I think I would like another kick in the crotch."

 

I rest my case. Time for another beer, and then, maybe a nap.

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11 hours ago, Shabibilicious said:

 

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You would think after the first time, that cat wouldn't do that again.  But as you watch this, it seems like it hasn't learned its lesson, what a glutton for punishment.. :lol:

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