Amazing news from Reno

[JoeB]

11-16-2018   Idiot Guru Noname   I have the most amazing news: I went to Reno with my boyfriend Luigi and when he took his pants off I noticed a telephone number tattooed on his ass. It was beginning with 800 and I called it and I was told that I am now in tier 1 and will be a billionaire tomorrow. They also said that there will be a cash out for ZIM holders on Sunday, however only one person will be able to cash out their 100000000000000 bill as there is not enough money in the world for more than one note at the planned rate of 1000 ZIM:1 USD, but I will be the first in line outside the WF office in Reno where this monumental cash out will take place.

[King Bean]

+1 for you JoeB, before someone is offended and sends admin a notice because you actually spelled out a$$. Thanks for the good laugh. And good thing the 800# was on the backside, probably wouldn't fit on front. LOL. Go RV.  

[Synopsis]

5 hours ago, JoeB said:

11-16-2018   Idiot Guru Noname   I have the most amazing news: I went to Reno with my boyfriend Luigi and when he took his pants off I noticed a telephone number tattooed on his ass. It was beginning with 800 and I called it and I was told that I am now in tier 1 and will be a billionaire tomorrow. They also said that there will be a cash out for ZIM holders on Sunday, however only one person will be able to cash out their 100000000000000 bill as there is not enough money in the world for more than one note at the planned rate of 1000 ZIM:1 USD, but I will be the first in line outside the WF office in Reno where this monumental cash out will take place

 

JoeB, without ANY DOUBT WHATSOEVER, YOU, my Friend, get THE TROPHY OF ETERNITY (forget the day, month, years, decades, centuries, or millennia) for THIS POST!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I was taking a sip of water reading YOUR post AND ACTUALLY had to get up, go to the sink, AND SPIT IT OUT!!!!!

 

GOOD JOB, JOEB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, JOEB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

In The Mean Time........................................................................................................

 

Go Moola Nova (YEAH AND YEE HAW, BABY, READY WHEN YOU ARE BROTHER (OR SISTER) - LET 'ER BUCK!!!)!!!

   

 

P.S. I ran out of purple trophies and emeralds. For now, please accept +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

[jeepguy]

AWWWWW   man   did not say if the night  was  a  wonderful full filling event with wine ,  crying ,  food ,  dancing !   (  that guru  person  spanked  the butt  and  took the number and ran !   I am thinking  probably a  person who works the streets ?   )

[presence]

JoeB- thanks for sharing your eloquent description - very much! 

 

I agree with Synopsis -  ' the post of posts' - here's a well-earned purple trophy-

 

peace~

[new york kevin]

That is funny funny stuff. JoeB , you may have to much time on your hands. Or you are a very creatively funny person.