The Red Light

[pokerplayer]

I was sitting at a long red light yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green.

 
A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti- American slogans, with a half-burned, Canadian flag duct-taped on to the trunk of their car and a "Get out of Afghanistan " slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me.

 
Suddenly they yelled, "Aqbar Allah! Praise Allah!" and took off before the light changed.
 
 
Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler semi trailer, laden with house bricks, came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely.

 For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself :

"Man... That could have been me!"

 So today, bright & early, I went out and applied for a job as a truck driver!

 

[caz1104]

 - EXCELLENT!!!!!

[Starrider]

Priceless PP U get the cup for that.

 

Starr

 

And for the NEGERATOR here V

 

[bostonangler]

LOL... That's what my club members would call a "Wide Glide"

 

B/A

[Starrider]

3 hours ago, bostonangler said:

LOL... That's what my club members would call a "Wide Glide"

 

B/A

At 57 I'm not ashamed of it and 58 in July

 

 

Starr

Edited April 12, 2018 by Starrider

[MyLadiesDaddy]

 Truckers get it done

Loved the joke PP

 

[bostonangler]

1 minute ago, Starrider said:

At 57 I'm not ashamed of it and 58 in July

 

 

Starr

My bad no offense meant... It was just a bad biker joke... 

 

B/A

[Starrider]

3 hours ago, bostonangler said:

My bad no offense meant... It was just a bad biker joke... 

 

B/A

Well I don't get it 

 

Starr

[pokerplayer]

Just now, Starrider said:

Well I don't get it 

 

Starr

 

Now I don't feel so bad, I don't get it either 

 

   pp

[Starrider]

3 hours ago, pokerplayer said:

 

Now I don't feel so bad, I don't get it either 

 

   pp

 +1

 

Starr

 

 

[bostonangler]

It's a bike....

[Starrider]

NO Shlt

 

Starr

 

Edited April 12, 2018 by Starrider

[DinarDavo]

12 minutes ago, bostonangler said:

It's a bike....

 

 

I would ride this....  maybe post RV?

Edited April 12, 2018 by DinarDavo

[bostonangler]

Just now, DinarDavo said:

 

 

I would ride this....   

 

It's pretty, but I prefer my Road King Classic... It is just so smooth... I'm taking it out tomorrow as the temp will be 80!!!!!

 

B/A

[DinarDavo]

1 minute ago, bostonangler said:

 

It's pretty, but I prefer my Road King Classic... It is just so smooth... I'm taking it out tomorrow as the temp will be 80!!!!!

 

B/A

 

That's why they call it the "Road King"...I will be 66 next month.....probably should be looking for something with 3 to 6 wheels....LOL

[Starrider]

3 hours ago, bostonangler said:

 

It's pretty, but I prefer my Road King Classic... It is just so smooth... I'm taking it out tomorrow as the temp will be 80!!!!!

 

B/A

Don't forget the sunscreen

 

Starr

 

[ChuckFinley]

I was most impressed that you just sat there. I wold not have moved my A$$ for them either.  

[ChuckFinley]

1 hour ago, Starrider said:

At 57 I'm not ashamed of it and 58 in July

 

 

Starr

You ladies are looking great. Gypsy brought out her "A" game. So I am doing my best to get in shape for the RV party. I want to live a long time after this hits. I am 63 but feeling like 43.  

[Starrider]

3 hours ago, ChuckFinley said:

You ladies are looking great. Gypsy brought out her "A" game. So I am doing my best to get in shape for the RV party. I want to live a long time after this hits. I am 63 but feeling like 43.  

Absolutely I agree

Drink plenty of water, go for morning runs if you can even bring your bride cut out the red meat. eat more fruits n veggies no NOOO SUGAR NOO Fast FOOD.

You can always have a cheat day but with reason. Since my divorce I take care of myself, I have you.

 

 

 

 

 

Starr 

Edited April 12, 2018 by Starrider

[ChuckFinley]

I started in Feb and have really been focusing a better live style. I use to have a company and better time management. Now I am working for the "Man". My goal is to get my company back on it's feet. I want to get into Hot Yoga. Need to get my flexibility back. 

[ChuckFinley]

P.S.

 

Dropped bread, cookies, candy etc. Never was into the Fast-food seen, so I am good there. 

[Starrider]

3 hours ago, ChuckFinley said:

I started in Feb and have really been focusing a better live style. I use to have a company and better time management. Now I am working for the "Man". My goal is to get my company back on it's feet. I want to get into Hot Yoga. Need to get my flexibility back. 

Absolutely I do that when I'm not on the road and it helps relieve the stress, Stress gives you wrinkles and health issues

 

Starr 

[Starrider]

3 hours ago, ChuckFinley said:

P.S.

 

Dropped bread, cookies, candy etc. Never was into the Fast-food seen, so I am good there. 

Yes everything white, Bread, Dairy, etc. I'll be 58 soon I'm told I look in my early 40's so I'll own it for now lol

 

Replace sugar with honey. REAL RAW HONEY

 

 

 

Starr

Edited April 12, 2018 by Starrider

[Starrider]

3 hours ago, ChuckFinley said:

P.S.

 

Dropped bread, cookies, candy etc. Never was into the Fast-food seen, so I am good there. 

You didn't see any cottage cheese on my behind did ya

 

Starr

Edited April 12, 2018 by Starrider

[boosterbglee]

You look marvelous,,,,,,can't argue about that!