moose 57 Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 *Yesterday I got my permit to carry a concealed weapon. So, today I went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to get a 9mm handgun for home/personal protection.* *When I was ready to pay for the pistol and ammo, the cashier said, -"Strip down, facing me."* *Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.* *When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader!* *As a senior citizen, I do not get flustered often, but this time it took me a while to get my pants back on.* *I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.* *They need to make their instructions to seniors a little more clear. I still don't think I looked that bad! Just need to wear underwear more often…* h.a.n.d. 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
almostcajun Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 After reviewing the book "Antlers in the Treetop" by who Goosed the Moose, we now know Moose 57 has really lost it. Put your underwear back on Mr. Moose. Please!!!!!!!!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringe on lamps Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 That was funny!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moose 57 Posted September 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 (edited) 18 hours ago, almostcajun said: After reviewing the book "Antlers in the Treetop" by who Goosed the Moose, we now know Moose 57 has really lost it. Put your underwear back on Mr. Moose. Please!!!!!!!!!!! What's underwear?!!! Edited September 14, 2017 by moose 57 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muleslayer Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 14 hours ago, moose 57 said: What's underwear?!!! Commando Moose! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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