HELGA'S CRUISE SHIP DIARY...

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HELGA'S CRUISE SHIP DIARY - DAY 1
 
All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets.
 
Really, really exciting.  Our local Red Hat chapter - The Late Bloomers decided on this "all-girls" trip.  It will be my  first one - and I can't wait!

DEAR DIARY - DAY 2 

Entire day at sea, beautiful.  Saw whales and dolphins.  Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man.

DEAR DIARY -  DAY 3 

At the pool today.  Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck.  The Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner.  Felt honored and had a wonderful time.  He is very attractive and attentive.

DEAR DIARY - DAY  4 

Won $800.00 in the ship's casino.  The Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin.  Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne.   He asked me to stay the night, but I declined.  Told him I could not be  unfaithful to my husband.

DEAR DIARY - DAY 5 

Pool again today.  Got sunburned, and I went  inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day.  The Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks.  Really is quite charming.  Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night.  Again I declined.  He told me, if I did not let  him have his way with me, he would sink the ship...  I was shocked.
 
DEAR DIARY -  DAY 6

Today I saved 2600 lives.

Twice ....

 

h.a.n.d. girls!!!