HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

[Qman]

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

"Bubba,

Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour.

Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and

messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell

from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.

Better wait outside. Be right back.

Cooter"

[Bull Dog]

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

"Bubba,

Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour.

Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and

messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell

from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.

Better wait outside. Be right back.

Cooter"

[Linda]

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

"Bubba,

Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour.

Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and

messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell

from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.

Better wait outside. Be right back.

Cooter"

hahahahah....ya know, this just might work....depends upon whether they can read or not....sad to say not everyone one here can....

[Racheal]

I think I will add a modified version of this!! Some of these things might really work well. Here in Denver last year a drunk got shot after he broke into someone else's house after drinking himself into a state he couldn't even tell which house was his:blink:. That is what those Bronco games can do:D. I wonder if I should post the note in a different language tho<_<.

[brookie]

Hang the body of a dead robber on your fence that will do the trick.

hahahahah....ya know, this just might work....depends upon whether they can read or not....sad to say not everyone one here can....

English 101 is next semester, This is Q jokes!!!

[luckylucy]

very funny ... thanks!

[mrparrot]

For those living in Southern California...

Jose,

Alejandra, Emilio, Juan-Carlos, y me fui para más munición y la cerveza. Volveré dentro de una hora.

No se meta con los pit bulls, atacaron el cartero esta mañana y

mal estado hasta lo malo. No creo que Killer tomaron parte, pero era difícil saber

de toda la sangre. De todos modos, se me bloquearon los cuatro 'em en la casa.

Mejor esperar afuera. Enseguida vuelvo.

Sergio