pokerplayer Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 Newfoundland, Canada declares war on the U.S.A.!!! President Trump was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang. "Hallo, President Trump, " a heavily accented voice said. "This is Archie, up ‘ere at the Harp Seal Pub in Badger's Cove, Newfoundland, Canada, he? I am callin' to tells ya dat we are officially declaring war on ya!" "Well Archie," Donald said, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?" "Right now," said Archie, after a moments calculation "there is myself, me cousin Harold , me next-door-neighbor Mick, and the whole dart team from the pub. That makes eight!" Donald paused. "I must tell you Archie that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command." "Wow," said Archie. "I'll have at call ya back!" Sure enough, the next day, Archie called again. "Mr. Trump, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment! We have two combines, a bulldozer, and Harry's farm tractor." President Trump sighed. "I must tell you Archie, that I have 16,000 Tanks and 14,000 armoured personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke." "Lord above," said Archie, "I'll be getting back to ya." Sure enough, Archie rang again the next day.. "President Trump, the war is still on! We have managed to git ourselves airborne! We up an' modified Harrigan's ultra-light wit a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four boys from the Legion have joined us as well!" Donald was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I must tell you Archie that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!" "Jumpins, Lord tunderin! Two million, ye say!!" said Archie, " have to call youse back."Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. "President Trump! I am sorry to have to tell you dat we have had to call off dis 'ere war." "I'm sorry to hear that" said Donald. "Why the sudden change of heart?" “Well, sir," said Archie, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat over a bunch of pints, and come to realize dat dere's no way we can feed two million prisoners." CANADIAN CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKEN God Bless Newfoundland! 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
genx4me Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 😂😂😂😂😂 I did not see that coming! Thanks for the hump day chuckle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 Good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shabibilicious Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 Hahahaha....nice one, PP. I think Newfoundland can take us.....our military is after all, a DISASTER. Heck, even our disasters are disasters....not what they used to be. GO RV, then BV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowGlobe7 Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 Shabbs...I believe that is the case because f the leadership in the past few years have had their hands tied. Their hands are now free and they are gonna kick some asprin!!!!!!!!! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Shabibilicious Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 YIKES!!!......Get them cells ready, Archie. GO RV, then BV 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowGlobe7 Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 Hope all is good for ya Shabby Wabby!!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shabibilicious Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 4 minutes ago, SnowGlobe7 said: Hope all is good for ya Shabby Wabby!!!! Same with you, Fur Ball. GO RV, then BV 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLadiesDaddy Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 PP. I haven't laughed that hard while driving in a long time. Thank you very much. 2 hours ago, Shabibilicious said: Hahahaha....nice one, PP. I think Newfoundland can take us.....our military is after all, a DISASTER. Heck, even our disasters are disasters....not what they used to be. GO RV, then BV It's not a disaster it's just a little discombobulated. But that's because of president Obutthead. Or are you going to blame president Trump for that already too? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shabibilicious Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 1 minute ago, ladyGrace'sDaddy said: PP. I haven't laughed that hard while driving in a long time. Thank you very much. It's not a disaster it's just a little discombobulated. But that's because of president Obutthead. Or are you going to blame president Trump for that already too? Nope.....not yet. Just as Trump doesn't get credit for the good jobs report either.....too soon. I'm sure you agree with me on this, right? GO RV, then BV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jg1 Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 Some may be offended at the title of this subject. Joking that we are at war and many peoples lives at risk. I say bomb the sh!7*%# out a what ever moves. Disclaimer. If I have offended anyone, too dam bad. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muleslayer Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 34 minutes ago, jg1 said: Some may be offended at the title of this subject. Joking that we are at war and many peoples lives at risk. I say bomb the sh!7*%# out a what ever moves. Disclaimer. If I have offended anyone, too dam bad. Aww come on! Will you stop sugar coating it please? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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