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Breaking News Flash !! Newfoundland declares war against the USA !


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 Newfoundland, Canada declares war on the U.S.A.!!!
 
President Trump was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang. 
"Hallo, President Trump, " a heavily accented voice said. "This is Archie, up ‘ere at the Harp Seal Pub in Badger's Cove, Newfoundland, Canada, he? I am callin' to tells ya dat we are officially declaring war on ya!" 

"Well Archie," Donald said, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?" 

"Right now," said Archie, after a moments calculation "there is myself, me cousin Harold , me next-door-neighbor Mick, and the whole dart team from the pub. That makes eight!" 
Donald paused. "I must tell you Archie that I have one million men in my army
waiting to move on my command." 

"Wow," said Archie. "I'll have at call ya back!" 
Sure enough, the next day, Archie called again. "Mr. Trump, the war is still on!
We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment! We have two combines,
a bulldozer, and Harry's farm tractor." 

President Trump sighed. "I must tell you Archie, that I have 16,000 
Tanks and 14,000 armoured personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army
to one and a half million since we last spoke." 

"Lord above," said Archie, "I'll be getting back to ya." 

Sure enough, Archie rang again the next day.. "President Trump, the war is still on!
We have managed to git ourselves airborne! We up an' modified Harrigan's
ultra-light  wit a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four boys from the Legion have
joined us as well!" 

Donald was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I must tell you Archie that
I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded
by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke,
I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!" 

"Jumpins, Lord tunderin! Two million, ye say!!" said Archie, " have to call youse back."

Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. "President Trump! I am sorry to
have to tell you dat we have had to call off dis 'ere war." 

"I'm sorry to hear that" said Donald. "Why the sudden change of heart?" 

“Well, sir," said Archie, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat over
a bunch of pints, and come to realize dat dere's no way we can feed two
million prisoners." 

CANADIAN CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKEN 


God Bless Newfoundland! 
 
 
 
 
 
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PP. I haven't laughed that hard while driving in a long time. Thank you very much.

2 hours ago, Shabibilicious said:

Hahahaha....nice one, PP.  :lol:  I think Newfoundland can take us.....our military is after all, a DISASTER.  :rolleyes:  Heck, even our disasters are disasters....not what they used to be.  B)

GO RV, then BV

It's not a disaster it's just a little discombobulated. But that's because of president Obutthead. Or are you going to blame president Trump for that already too?

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1 minute ago, ladyGrace'sDaddy said:

PP. I haven't laughed that hard while driving in a long time. Thank you very much.

It's not a disaster it's just a little discombobulated. But that's because of president Obutthead. Or are you going to blame president Trump for that already too?

Nope.....not yet.  Just as Trump doesn't get credit for the good jobs report either.....too soon.  I'm sure you agree with me on this, right?  :lol:

GO RV, then BV

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34 minutes ago, jg1 said:

Some may be offended at the title of this subject. Joking that we are at war and many peoples lives at risk. I say bomb the sh!7*%# out a what ever moves. Disclaimer. If I have offended anyone, too dam bad.

Aww come on! Will you stop sugar coating it please? :salute:

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