NASCAR

[Muleslayer]

After that song (or during) I need a cold one and a rolled one.

[Whatshername]

I like my team name but some of these are hilarious!

If you're looking to add some flare to your fantasy NASCAR league, look no further.

The 2017 NASCAR season is about to crank up with the 59th running of the Daytona 500 and a new title sponsor, Monster Energy. That also means it is about time to start registering for your favorite 2017 fantasy NASCAR league. We have come up with 75 funny, crazy, weird and/or outright silly names to help you get started on your quest to fantasy NASCAR greatness. Even if you don’t win your league, you can still dominate the competition in the “name game”. Here’s our list of the best, in no particular order of awesomeness.

• Make NASCAR Great Again
• 2 Girls, 1 Monster Cup
• The Carl Edward’s Conspiracy
• Erik Jones’ Diary
• Where’s Carl?
• The Concussed 88’s
• Rowdy Busch Always Takes the Pole
• Losing Makes My **** Trickle
• Perfectly Round Almirolas
• Wise Johnsons Fear Rowdy Busch
• Dillon Kahne
• A Happy Harvick Ending
• 2 Lbs. in the Rear Got Her Loose
• Trevor Bayned Your Lady
• Michael Waltrip’s Masculine Side
• Petty… Petty… Petty… Good
• Jimmies, Johnsons and Poles
• Tight In, Loose Off
• Blazing Sadlers
• Tears for Mears
• Shaking the Busch, Boss
• Cousin Carl’s Guide to Early Retirement
• The Rick Hendrick Experience
• Go Left Young Man
• Put a Little Wedge in It
• No Sponsor Necessary
• WHOSE HOUSE? STENHOUSE
• The Big Keselowski
• Beat’n ‘n Bangin’
• Green Eggs and Hamlin
• 2 Buschs 1 Johnson
• This Suarez Easy
• Checkers or Wreckers
• Oval Eaters
• Allison Wonderland
• Haul ‘n’ Arse
• The Holy Dale
• What’s the Frequency Kenseth?
• Almirola by Morning
• A Little on the High Side
• Humpy’s Wheelers
• Hello….Newman!
• Blaney’s Got a Gun
• Your Busch Burned My Johnson
• The TrueX-Files
• High, Wide and Handsome
• Gibbs Me My Trophy!
• Close Encounters with the Third Turn
• Gettin’ Loose with Danica
• Shake 'n Bake
• Almirola Doobie
• Dillon A$$ Whoopin’s
• El Diablo and the Magic Man
• CHEVY CHASErs
• Sofa King Racing
• Racers of the Left Arc
• Blew Ba-You
• A Country Boy/Gal  Kahne Survive
• You Kahne Do It!
• Haas My Driving?
• Pissin’ Excellence
• Gentlemen, Start Your Devices!
• Earnhardt and Soul
• Allmendinger Berries
• Busch Whackers
• Petty Larson
• Beating off the Biff
• Where's the Biff?
• Rubbin’s Racin’
• A Bowyer’s Life
• Blue Logano
• GREG'S My BFFL
• Victory Circle Jerks
• Gaughan With the Wind
• Racecar Backwards is Racecar

[Jaxinjersey]

It's DAYTONA DAY!!!

Good luck to the racers... and may they stay safe!

... and, good luck to our fantasy team owners!!!  Let us know your picks! 

[Whatshername]

2 hours ago, Jaxinjersey said:

It's DAYTONA DAY!!!

Good luck to the racers... and may they stay safe!

... and, good luck to our fantasy team owners!!!  Let us know your picks! 

 

Thank you Jax!  Team DB is considering 50% numbers (a complex mathematical formula that factors performance, stats, sports book odds and NASCAR porn like pit stall selection;) and 50% intuition (because it's Daytona and anything could happen)!!!  STILL kicking myself for not picking Danica in the Clash... that would have been epic.  I have NASCARbrain and it just makes me happy!    

 

Better get back to my lineup!  Perhaps you'll enjoy some vintage NASCAR mugshots...

 

http://teamjimmyjoe.com/2014/01/vintage-mugshots-of-nascar-drivers/

 

[Jaxinjersey]

2 hours ago, Whatshername said:

 

Thank you Jax!  Team DB is considering 50% numbers (a complex mathematical formula that factors performance, stats, sports book odds and NASCAR porn like pit stall selection;) and 50% intuition (because it's Daytona and anything could happen)!!!  STILL kicking myself for not picking Danica in the Clash... that would have been epic.  I have NASCARbrain and it just makes me happy!    

 

Better get back to my lineup!  Perhaps you'll enjoy some vintage NASCAR mugshots...

 

http://teamjimmyjoe.com/2014/01/vintage-mugshots-of-nascar-drivers/

 

Haha!  Poor Junior with the Wayne Newton hair-do!

Hey... are the two stages of the new points format involved in your picks?  That would certainly be a LOT MORE work!!!

Just about ready for green!

[Whatshername]

5 hours ago, Jaxinjersey said:

It's DAYTONA DAY!!!

HAPPY DAYTONA DAY!

2/4/18/22/88

Win 22

Ford 

Last 41  

I know.... pretty safe!  Hope I don't regret not choosing 11... and 24!  Lol

3 minutes ago, Jaxinjersey said:

Haha!  Poor Junior with the Wayne Newton hair-do!

Hey... are the two stages of the new points format involved in your picks?  That would certainly be a LOT MORE work!!!

Just about ready for green!

Oh, hell no!  But it's not work if ya love it!  

[FlyHi]

oops, your last pic came first!

and Joey came 6th not first!  

At least the many crashes meant your omission of 11 an 24 didn't really matter (albeit they are still in the top 10 points)

All numbers you mentioned are in the top ten now!

[Whatshername]

15 hours ago, FlyHi said:

oops, your last pic came first!

and Joey came 6th not first!  

At least the many crashes meant your omission of 11 an 24 didn't really matter (albeit they are still in the top 10 points)

All numbers you mentioned are in the top ten now!

 

Hahaha!  Thanks for the critique!  Yeah, Kurt Busch did a great job... demonstrating that you only have to lead the LAST lap! (I was hoping Jimmy would take him out again!)  I think only 4 drivers made it through without wrecking.  Daytona is a crapshoot demolition derby... so I leaned heavily on the book makers.  What a great race... a great week of racing!!!  NASCAR is the only sport that starts off the season with their SuperBowl!  

 

Are you a fan of Auto Racing, FlyHi?  What do you like... open-wheel, touring, drift, rally, drag or stock?  I don't drive fast myself (I was taught to drive by a baker... like there's a 3-tiered cake in the back!) and Lord knows, I don't like to be driven fast!  But I like this behavior in professionals!

 

 

"The more it becomes unpredictable it becomes at Daytona, the more predictable it becomes in its unpredictability," Busch opined in victory lane.  

[FlyHi]

Being from down under I like the super car series. However I've always been a rally car fan...love the way the sport has evolved over the years. Being a NZer we have heaps of great cambered twisty gravel roads. I was a lead foot in my day but parenting and grand kids changes your outlook on those things!

Possum Bourne was my hero as a kid

Actually I like to watch any sport as long as it is a top quality game or demolition derby in your daytona 500 case.

It is way better entertainment than the idiot stuff from the hollyweird snowflakes!

[learning all i can]

On 2/26/2017 at 11:05 AM, Whatshername said:

 

Thank you Jax!  Team DB is considering 50% numbers (a complex mathematical formula that factors performance, stats, sports book odds and NASCAR porn like pit stall selection;) and 50% intuition (because it's Daytona and anything could happen)!!!  STILL kicking myself for not picking Danica in the Clash... that would have been epic.  I have NASCARbrain and it just makes me happy!    

 

Better get back to my lineup!  Perhaps you'll enjoy some vintage NASCAR mugshots...

 

http://teamjimmyjoe.com/2014/01/vintage-mugshots-of-nascar-drivers/

 

Are you sure this if Junior?  Looks more like wolfman's 1st born.   Hmmmm, guess that would make him a Junor , huh?  Sure glad he has grown up!

Edited February 27, 2017 by learning all i can

[Whatshername]

5 hours ago, learning all i can said:

Are you sure this if Junior?  Looks more like wolfman's 1st born.   Hmmmm, guess that would make him a Junor , huh?  Sure glad he has grown up!

Hey Barb... the only thing I'm sure of is that it's photoshopped!  Here are some more funny NASCAR driver hairdos... 

You’re Favorite NASCAR Drivers Rockin’ the 80s Hair

http://teamjimmyjoe.com/2013/07/nascar-drivers-in-the-80s/

Carl Edwards... 

 

[Whatshername]

6 hours ago, FlyHi said:

Being from down under I like the super car series. However I've always been a rally car fan...love the way the sport has evolved over the years. Being a NZer we have heaps of great cambered twisty gravel roads. I was a lead foot in my day but parenting and grand kids changes your outlook on those things!

Possum Bourne was my hero as a kid

Actually I like to watch any sport as long as it is a top quality game or demolition derby in your daytona 500 case.

It is way better entertainment than the idiot stuff from the hollyweird snowflakes!

It looks amazing!  

[FlyHi]

NZ had "Possum Born"

long before possum appeared (crawled off the road drunk again after being hit by The Possum Bourne ) 

on DV and other sites 

Yes WHN, NZ is a stunning beautiful country with loads of different terrain and scenery. There are some amazing vantage points for these Rally's.

Some pretty cool people too. Mike Marshall (1970's) was another local before Possum who invented/perfected the 'drift slide' where you 'throw' the car into a slide going into the corner so one could accelerate out in the correct 'straight' position thus gaining valuable time in his Escort RS1800. 

[Whatshername]

31 minutes ago, FlyHi said:

NZ had "Possum Born"

long before possum appeared (crawled off the road drunk again after being hit by The Possum Bourne ) 

on DV and other sites 

Yes WHN, NZ is a stunning beautiful country with loads of different terrain and scenery. There are some amazing vantage points for these Rally's.

Some pretty cool people too. Mike Marshall (1970's) was another local before Possum who invented/perfected the 'drift slide' where you 'throw' the car into a slide going into the corner so one could accelerate out in the correct 'straight' position thus gaining valuable time in his Escort RS1800. 

 

Possum... after a rally!

 

NZ is gorgeous!  My daughter has been there... her second favorite place on earth!  She's a huuge Lord of the Rings nerd.  (Seriously, don't play LOTRs Trivial Pursuit with her... she has it memorized!)  It was sort of a spiritual pilgrimage for her!  Maybe after the RV, we will all come see a race with you (after she shows us Mordor, of course)!!!   

 

Edited February 28, 2017 by Whatshername

[Muleslayer]

1 hour ago, Whatshername said:

 

Possum... after a rally!

 

NZ is gorgeous!  My daughter has been there... her second favorite place on earth!  She's a huuge Lord of the Rings nerd.  (Seriously, don't play LOTRs Trivial Pursuit with her... she has it memorized!)  It was sort of a spiritual pilgrimage for her!  Maybe after the RV, we will all come see a race with you (after she shows us Mordor, of course)!!!   

 

May I tag along?

if not 

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

 

Edited February 28, 2017 by Muleslayer
!

[FlyHi]

WHN and Muleslayer it would be an honour to show you all around and watch a car rally (Aug/Sept is the best time for that and the silver Fern rally is held every second year...due 2018). As to LOTR there are fabulous places to visit in both North and South Island to get the vibe. 

NZers are a bunch of good natured friendly people...what can possibly go wrong!

[Whatshername]

20 hours ago, FlyHi said:

WHN and Muleslayer it would be an honour to show you all around and watch a car rally (Aug/Sept is the best time for that and the silver Fern rally is held every second year...due 2018). As to LOTR there are fabulous places to visit in both North and South Island to get the vibe. 

NZers are a bunch of good natured friendly people...what can possibly go wrong!

Thanks FlyHi... I'm sure we'll find out!  

21 hours ago, Muleslayer said:

May I tag along?

if not 

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

 

Absolutely Muleslayer!  In fact, I was going to invite you to go rope swinging with me and Rod!  

 

[Muleslayer]

Ladies first!

[Flash101]

 

DINNER

101

[moose 57]

[FlyHi]

20 hours ago, Whatshername said:

Thanks FlyHi... I'm sure we'll find out!  

Absolutely Muleslayer!  In fact, I was going to invite you to go rope swinging with me and Rod!  

 

WHN and Muleslayer I look forward to your visit to Aotearoa...the 'land of the long white cloud'

As for the swing thing. I respectfully suggest you do not try it in NZ as it is home to the worlds fastest shark the short finned Mako. They are lightning fast and in a flash, life as you know it would be over before the splash returns to the water.

They are small and streamlined and have a pointy long nose

Mako's are known for their aerial antics

On the other hand feel free to join me in a bungy jump rather than a swing...way more fun!

[Whatshername]

2 hours ago, FlyHi said:

WHN and Muleslayer I look forward to your visit to Aotearoa...the 'land of the long white cloud'

As for the swing thing. I respectfully suggest you do not try it in NZ as it is home to the worlds fastest shark the short finned Mako...

 

YIKES!  Okay, we're in!  But let's enjoy the water from a nice, safe boat!  We'll let Muleslayer steer... and if he nails one, we'll change his moniker to Makoslayer!

 

23 hours ago, Muleslayer said:

Ladies first!

Oh no... Age before Beauty!  

 

[FlyHi]

Wait you expect him to handle this!! 

 

 

I imagine he would prefer doing donuts 

 

[Whatshername]

 

Can't we do both?  

[FlyHi]

Of course my dear. all one needs to do is give the circle signal and voila a 180 instant about face and stand on one end 

or 360 +++ turn is accomplished as in previous post.

Slip sliding away .....

 

Spin to your hearts content.

(but be prepared to get wet!)