yota691 Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 I am 50 years old and I have so many unanswered questions!!!! I still haven't found out who let the Dogs Out...where's the beef...how to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps...Why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same, or how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop......why eggs are packaged in a flimsy paper carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that's tough as nails, yet light bulbs too are in a flimsy carton... Ever buy scissors? You need scissors to cut into the packaging of scissors... i still don't understand why there is Braille on drive up ATM's or why "abbreviated" is such a long word; or why is there a D in 'fridge' but not in refrigerator... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons... why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... and, why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going... why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... and just what is Victoria's secret? ....and what would you do for a Klondike bar and you know as soon as you bite into it it falls apart...and Why do we drive on Parkways and park on Driveways? do you really think I am this witty?? ... I actually got this from a friend, who stole it from her brother's girlfriend's, uncle's cousin's, baby momma's doctor who lived next door to an old class mate's mail man...Now it is your turn to take it from me...Peace!! 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
429 Posted January 4, 2017 Report Share Posted January 4, 2017 (edited) I am 50 years old and I have so many unanswered questions!!!! I still haven't found out who let the Dogs Out...where's the beef...how to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps...Why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same, or how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop......why eggs are packaged in a flimsy paper carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that's tough as nails, yet light bulbs too are in a flimsy carton... Ever buy scissors? You need scissors to cut into the packaging of scissors... i still don't understand why there is Braille on drive up ATM's or why "abbreviated" is such a long word; or why is there a D in 'fridge' but not in refrigerator... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons... why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... and, why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going... why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... and just what is Victoria's secret? ....and what would you do for a Klondike bar and you know as soon as you bite into it it falls apart...and Why do we drive on Parkways and park on Driveways? What does the Shadow know? Is a Bazooka really more like a trombone than a shoulder fired anti-tank rocket? Who really is buried in Grant's tomb? Why is a nickel bigger than a dime? Then there's that thing about licking your own elbow... You tried that, too, didn't you? Do you really think I am this witty?? ... I actually got this from a friend, who stole it from her brother's girlfriend's, uncle's cousin's, baby momma's doctor who lived next door to an old class mate's mail man who asked the fireman...Now it is your turn to take it from me...Peace!! Edited January 4, 2017 by 429 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtFuryUSCZ Posted January 4, 2017 Report Share Posted January 4, 2017 (edited) ***/// You fiend..! .. just when we thought we were close to completing our Bucket Lists.... . Edited January 4, 2017 by SgtFuryUSCZ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLadiesDaddy Posted January 4, 2017 Report Share Posted January 4, 2017 Classic. All I can say is thanks for the laugh and ' WHY ASK WHY' 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleEye Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 On 1/4/2017 at 1:22 AM, ladyGrace'sDaddy said: Classic. All I can say is thanks for the laugh and ' WHY ASK WHY' Why ask why did you say ? Answer : BECAUSE !!! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texstorm Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 I'm 59 don't know nothin ! But I'm learning more and more everyday ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shabibilicious Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 3 licks Check that one off. GO RV, then BV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 I understand the ordeal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringe on lamps Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 And will we ever know it all? Not a chance. 62 and still wondering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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