moose 57 Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 h.a.n.d. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash101 Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 5 minutes ago, moose 57 said: h.a.n.d. Moose I use that male thermometer called SHRINKAGE +1 101 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtFuryUSCZ Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 ***/// Don't go outside.... just touch the window from the inside. Then open the window and shove a coupla bottles of Schnapps into the snow bank, wait 5 minutes... retrieve... commence indoor reindeer games ! Tips from an 'OlSarge'sGal's handbook on How to Survive being Stationed in Minot, ND. . 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodandStaff Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 How to survive in Minot, ND...leave!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jg1 Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 You know it's cold outside when it takes 30 minutes to clear the car windows in the morning, your battery is frozen and the windows are fozen down. Then had to drive 30 miles to work on black ice with the windows down. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlintNPebbles Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 Sarges gals...I grew up 60 miles from Minot ND...spent many hours there:) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moose 57 Posted December 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 12 hours ago, FlintNPebbles said: Sarges gals...I grew up 60 miles from Minot ND...spent many hours there:) -28 in Souris saturday 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleEye Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 21 hours ago, SgtFuryUSCZ said: ***/// Don't go outside.... just touch the window from the inside. Then open the window and shove a coupla bottles of Schnapps into the snow bank, wait 5 minutes... retrieve... commence indoor reindeer games ! Tips from an 'OlSarge'sGal's handbook on How to Survive being Stationed in Minot, ND. . Why not Minot....and it's infamous cousin Ellsworth !!.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtFuryUSCZ Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 35 minutes ago, EagleEye said: Why not Minot....and it's infamous cousin Ellsworth !!.... ***/// ....and it's other cousin, Grand Forks ! Home of Whitey's Wonder Bar ! Famous for watching Ring Knockers fall off barstools trying to go 'Around The World'...! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DinarDavo Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 You know it's cold outside when this whole "gender fluid" nonsense starts to make sense. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtFuryUSCZ Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 18 hours ago, FlintNPebbles said: Sarges gals...I grew up 60 miles from Minot ND...spent many hours there:) ***/// Didja ski Bemidji...? Bet you were Queen of The Steam Thrasher Convention and Princess of The Sugar Beet Festival, too ! Was there any prettier sight than fields of Winter Wheat swaying, rippling and bending in the breeze... for miles and miles and miles.... like a golden ocean attesting to the skill, dedication and sacrifice of The Great American Farmer... And nice folks who invite perfect strangers into the Church basement so the guys from The Volunteer Fire Dept can feed them the tastiest Buffalo Burgers ever ! Loved THAT ! You have a lot to be proud of, FLINT...! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davis411 Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 you know its cold outside when my igloo door is frozen shut 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shabibilicious Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 You know it's cold outside........when there's a Jehovah's Witness stuck to your porch. GO RV, then BV 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash101 Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 On 12/10/2016 at 5:09 PM, SgtFuryUSCZ said: ***/// Don't go outside.... just touch the window from the inside. Then open the window and shove a coupla bottles of Schnapps into the snow bank, wait 5 minutes... retrieve... commence indoor reindeer games ! Tips from an 'OlSarge'sGal's handbook on How to Survive being Stationed in Minot, ND. . Don't forget the Hersey's Chocolate sauce to make a York peppermint patty 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
md11fr8dawg Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 Hey Sgt, "Why not Minot?" Cause freezing the reason!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtFuryUSCZ Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 6 hours ago, md11fr8dawg said: Hey Sgt, "Why not Minot?" Cause freezing the reason!! ***/// As we heard it, we may be mis-quoting, maybe someone else here knows, that a famous radio commentator once remarked: "Send your kid to Vietnam, but don't send him to Minot..." Apparently his son was a flight line cop stationed there and begged for relief of the sub-zero conditions one night, which didn't happen, and the next morning they found him frozen to death up in the landing gear well of one of the planes where he'd crawled to get out of the howling wind.... Can anyone confirm this tragic Minot story...? Urban legend...? If true - it's beyond sad.... . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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