moose 57 Posted September 19, 2016 Report Share Posted September 19, 2016 The Very Sheer Nightgown The Sheer Nightgown.... A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the sheerer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him. Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.' She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!' He never heard the shot. Funeral on Thursday at Noon . Closed coffin. h.a.n.d. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringe on lamps Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 HahahahaHahahaha!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skeetdog Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 ....Maybe in the total concept of things....The best option would've been "Flannel".... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLadiesDaddy Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 Is that Paris Hilton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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