Next time you eat an egg remember this...

[Seabee]

41 minutes ago, SgtFuryUSCZ said:

***///

That does it. 

Ya'll need some kind of professional help up in here !

 

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As a matter of fact guys, I have an appointment with my shrink this afternoon. I can't take all this egg-citment.

i wonder if he will give me something for this condition? 

[Jaxinjersey]

Omelettin' y'all know... that chicken wasn't gonna cross the road anyway!  Just L'eggo....

[Whatshername]

I can't believe this thread hasn't turned eggs rated...

EGGS RATED

These eggs
Are excellent.
I’m not exaggerating.
You can tell by my eggspression
They’re eggceptional--
Eggstra fluffy,
Eggstremely tasty,
Cooked eggsactly right
By an eggspert
With lots of eggsperience.
Now I’ll eggsamine the bill….
Ooh--much more eggspensive
Than I expected.
I gotta get out of here.
Where’s the eggxit?

 

~ Shel Silverstein 

[RodandStaff]

On September 8, 2016 at 9:05 AM, Shabibilicious said:

Look at em' sob.  I guess it didn't go.......over easy.  

GO RV, then BV

Oh now that's just "hard" Shabs...boiled! 

[Shabibilicious]

45 minutes ago, RodandStaff said:

Oh now that's just "hard" Shabs...boiled! 

Sorry, Rod.....blame it on the Nog.   

GO RV, then BV

[RodandStaff]

I always felt my Noggin was just a bit Scrambled  Shabs!!! 

Edited September 9, 2016 by RodandStaff

[moose 57]

 

Edited September 9, 2016 by moose 57

[tankdude]

On 9/9/2016 at 5:44 AM, Shabibilicious said:

A Toast!!!.....to our dearly departed.    He was just starting to come out of his shell  

GO RV, then BV

Leave it to the "crusty" veteran to "butter" others up and change the subject. Just "loaf"ing about, "spreading" his version of humor - which I would call "Margerinal" at best.

Of course I have to poke fun at him - it's his quick "wheat"edness that I admire...*LOL*

[moose 57]

 

[fringe on lamps]

Cute - very cute!!!