Guest views are now limited to 12 pages. If you get an "Error" message, just sign in! If you need to create an account, click here.

Jump to content
  • CRYPTO REWARDS!

    Full endorsement on this opportunity - but it's limited, so get in while you can!

2nd Amendment Humor Thread


Recommended Posts

  • Replies 762
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

  • 1 month later...
50 minutes ago, pokerplayer said:

Oppps, double post. Did not see the toolman had already posted in 2nd amendment humor thread.

 

  Sorry toolman

 

  pp

No biggie. As I tell my wife. I am easy........And cheap.:D

  • Haha 3
Link to comment
Share on other sites

14 hours ago, nstoolman1 said:

 

 

 

 

The Cure | BOX OF PILLS THAT CURE PEDOPHILIA | image tagged in the cure,pedophile | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

 

 

 

 

I have "some" (:lmao:   :lmao:   :lmao:) of THESE:

 

Image result for 50 ae bullet

 

AND "some" (:lmao:   :lmao:   :lmao:) of THESE:

 

Image result for 500 S&W bullet

 

Will THESE "work"???!!!

  • Like 1
  • Upvote 1
  • Pow! 3
Link to comment
Share on other sites

3 hours ago, nstoolman1 said:

50 cal. A little overkill but cured is cured.

Maybe just a little but sometimes it is necessary when you need to reach out to someone who has made some bad life decisions.

It's also VERY final.

Thanks for sharing guys.

3 hours ago, Synopsis said:

 

I have "some" (:lmao:   :lmao:   :lmao:) of THESE:

 

Image result for 50 ae bullet

 

AND "some" (:lmao:   :lmao:   :lmao:) of THESE:

 

Image result for 500 S&W bullet

 

Will THESE "work"???!!!

 

  • Thanks 1
  • Upvote 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 minute ago, CaptainBVI said:

Maybe just a little but sometimes it is necessary when you need to reach out to someone who has made some bad life decisions.

It's also VERY final.

Thanks for sharing guys.

 

 

:twothumbs: Oh, Yeah!!!, CaptainBVI, AND The Very Best Of The Rest Of Your Week AND Up Coming Weekend To You!!! :tiphat:

 

I trust life below the 12th is serving You well! :twothumbs:

 

This seems to be a more mild hurricane season. The coastal water temps along the Southern US in the Gulf appear to be slightly cooler than in previous years at this time of year.

 

ALL The Very Best, CaptainBVI!!! :tiphat:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

17 minutes ago, Synopsis said:

 

:twothumbs: Oh, Yeah!!!, CaptainBVI, AND The Very Best Of The Rest Of Your Week AND Up Coming Weekend To You!!! :tiphat:

 

I trust life below the 12th is serving You well! :twothumbs:

 

This seems to be a more mild hurricane season. The coastal water temps along the Southern US in the Gulf appear to be slightly cooler than in previous years at this time of year.

 

ALL The Very Best, CaptainBVI!!! :tiphat:

Very mild Sir.

Thank you my friend.

Are we getting close to takeoff?

  • Thanks 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

(edited)
3 hours ago, CaptainBVI said:

Very mild Sir.

Thank you my friend.

Are we getting close to takeoff?

 

:twothumbs: Mild Is Good!!!, CaptainBVI My Friend, AND ALL The Very Best!!! :tiphat:

 

You know, it just seems like a pressure cooker rockin' on a burner with the lid lifting a little and spewing the "contents" "out" at a higher frequency. How MUCH MO can THIS BABY take???!!!

 

Iya dunno BUT things are LOOKIN' GOOD!!!

 

My opinion is the INTERNATIONAL trade is a "kicker" for the whole deal since the customs duties alone would reek havoc with other countries with relation to the pass through duties if the Bicraqi Iraqi Dinar were to fluctuate or rise in value significantly AFTER the INITIAL ReInstatement.

 

China has been rumbling about Ye Olde, er, NEW Silk Road WITH Iraq in the path so I can't imagine TOO far off.

 

We'll See!!!

 

Milder sea temperatures:

 

image.png.f80028e9e2f11511547f9185ae1b5a31.png

 

Less hurricane prone activity:

 

image.png.37e0019318dd1759dea25decf45a892f.png

 

https://www.wunderground.com/hurricane

 

May the breezes be gentle, the waves break smoothly, the sunshine be mild, AND the evenings be relaxing!!!

 

:D   :D   :D

 

Go Moola Nova!

:pirateship:

 

Edited by Synopsis
Link to comment
Share on other sites

15 hours ago, Synopsis said:

 

:twothumbs: Mild Is Good!!!, CaptainBVI My Friend, AND ALL The Very Best!!! :tiphat:

 

You know, it just seems like a pressure cooker rockin' on a burner with the lid lifting a little and spewing the "contents" "out" at a higher frequency. How MUCH MO can THIS BABY take???!!!

 

Iya dunno BUT things are LOOKIN' GOOD!!!

 

My opinion is the INTERNATIONAL trade is a "kicker" for the whole deal since the customs duties alone would reek havoc with other countries with relation to the pass through duties if the Bicraqi Iraqi Dinar were to fluctuate or rise in value significantly AFTER the INITIAL ReInstatement.

 

China has been rumbling about Ye Olde, er, NEW Silk Road WITH Iraq in the path so I can't imagine TOO far off.

 

We'll See!!!

 

Milder sea temperatures:

 

image.png.f80028e9e2f11511547f9185ae1b5a31.png

 

Less hurricane prone activity:

 

image.png.37e0019318dd1759dea25decf45a892f.png

 

https://www.wunderground.com/hurricane

 

May the breezes be gentle, the waves break smoothly, the sunshine be mild, AND the evenings be relaxing!!!

 

:D   :D   :D

 

Go Moola Nova!

:pirateship:

 

Thanks fort the update my friend.

We’ll talk more when reception allows or the kettle blows.

Whichever comes first.

Good day Sir.

  • Thanks 1
  • Upvote 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Just now, CaptainBVI said:

Thanks fort the update my friend.

We’ll talk more when reception allows or the kettle blows.

Whichever comes first.

Good day Sir.

 

:twothumbs: For Sure, SIR, CaptainBVI, AND ALL The Very Best!!! :tiphat:

 

My stinkin' Purple Trophy AND Emerald Counter is STILL "topped" "out". For NOW, Please Accept

 

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

 

Thank You, Sir!!!

 

Go Moola Nova!

:pirateship:

  • Upvote 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

On 8/21/2019 at 10:01 AM, Synopsis said:

 

I have "some" (:lmao:   :lmao:   :lmao:) of THESE:

 

AND "some:lmao:   :lmao:   :lmao:) of THESE:

 

Image result for 500 S&W bullet

 

Will THESE "work"???!!!

 

I have these:

 

  • Thanks 1
  • Downvote 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

12 hours ago, Markinsa said:

 

I have these:

 

 

:twothumbs: YOU The Man, MarkInSA, AND ALL The Very Best!!!:tiphat:

 

THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION MAY CONTAIN TMI (Too Much Information) FOR MORE "sensistive" "browsers".

 

ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER HERE!!!

 

(no kidding :lmao:   :lmao:   :lmao:)

 

Well, OK, I cast a 440 gr Lyman #2 with a gas check for my 500 S&W with a 8 3/8" barrel. THAT BABY chronographs at 1,550 ft/s about three (3) yards from the muzzle. At 50 yards, I bang 10" gongs where the lead melts on impact, travels across the face, bends around the edge, AND THEN travels along the original bullet path INTO the embankment IN MULTIPLE SHARDS.

 

I call THAT BABY my "show" "stopper". A roving hoard charges me. I pick out the "lead" "offender" THEN "place" ONE OF THOSE BABIES IN THEE "lower" "back" / "pelvic" "area".

 

:lmao:   :lmao:   :lmao:

 

THEE "lead" AND "bone" "grenades" THEE "rest" OF THEE "roving" "hoard" "functioning" LIKIE A SAW (Semi Automatic Weapon) ON THEE "first" "lead" "offender", TOO!!!

 

NO STINKIN' CNC NEEDED FOR SOME OLD SCHOOL VERY EFFECTIVE "skill" "craft"!!!

 

I ALSO load a 400 gr Barnes Buster THAT chronographs at 1,700 ft/s. I call THAT BABY MY (NOTE: MY) "semi" "block" "buster". THEE "projectile" "serves" TO LOCK UP THE ENGINE LIKIE A BIG OLE ENGINE BRAKE. THEE "driver" "catapults" "through" THEE "wind" "shield". IF NOT, "stationary" FOR A "follow" "up".

.

So, OK, for a "tamer" AND "effective" "load". I have some AA Winchester 2 1/2" hulls I load with a CCI 209 primer, Hodgdon Lil' Gun, a WW red wad, a 158 gr lead cast 358, AND two (2) 000 buck shot ON TOP. The nominal 296 gr "pay" "load" chronographs 770 ft/s about two (2) yards from the muzzle out a Taurus Judge with a 3" barrel AND THE 158 gr LEAD CAST 358 TUMBLES.

 

NO STINKIN' CNC NEEDED FOR SOME OLD SCHOOL VERY EFFECTIVE "skill" "craft" THERE EITHER!!!

 

YYYEEEAAAHHH BBBAAABBBYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

There are JUST some things HAZMAT CAN NOT CLEAN UP!!!

  • Like 1
  • Upvote 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • 4 weeks later...

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
 Share

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.



  • Testing the Rocker Badge!

  • Live Exchange Rate

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use.