Male Logic - flawless

[Sage449]

Male logic - Flawless

 

Woman:  

Do you drink beer ?

 

Man:   Yes

 

Woman:  

How many beers a day?

 

Man:  

Usually about 3

 

Woman:  

How much do you pay per beer?

 

Man:   $5.00  which includes a tip(This is where it gets scary !)

 

Woman:  

And how long have you been drinking?

 

Man:  

About 20 years, I suppose

 

Woman:  

So a beer costs $5.00 and you have 3 beers a day, which puts your spending each month  at $450.00. In  one year, it would be approximately $5400.00. Correct?

 

Man:  

Correct

 

Woman:  

If in 1 year you spend $5400.00, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000.00 correct?

 

Man:  

Correct

 

Woman:  

Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

 

Man:  

Do you drink beer?

 

Woman:  

No.

 

Man:  

Where's your Ferrari?

  

[Muleslayer]

You got me! 

Touché!

Edited May 19, 2016 by Muleslayer

[umbertino]

Good one

[SgtFuryUSCZ]

***///

TOUCHE !

.

[RodandStaff]

Spot on...Besides Ferraris don't taste as good as beer!!!  

[nannab]

That was that!  LOL

[EagleEye]

[pokerplayer]

Bwahahahahahahaha !!! What a great way to start the day............... with a chuckle !!

 

 Thxs Sage,

 

   pp

[umbertino]

On 19/5/2016 at 3:10 PM, umbertino said:

Good one

..And I don't even like beer ( or any alcoholic beverage for that matter)  myself...But that's beyond the point.....Smile

[Shabibilicious]

.....now fix me a sammich.  

GO RV, then BV

[moose 57]

Awesome!!!!!

[Sage449]

Shabs, is that like put another log on the fire, go cook me up some bacon and some beans........

[RodandStaff]

Me thinks your gonna get into some trouble with the little gal over this comment but you'll be doing 0-60 in 3.8 seconds and 

feelin' pretty good so you probably won't even notice a thing buddy!!! 

[Shabibilicious]

28 minutes ago, RodandStaff said:

Me thinks your gonna get into some trouble with the little gal over this comment but you'll be doing 0-60 in 3.8 seconds and 

feelin' pretty good so you probably won't even notice a thing buddy!!! 

Either way, Rod......I end up unconscious and wake up with a headache....and possibly a goose egg.  

GO RV, then BV

[RodandStaff]

Well then... Cheers!!!