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‘LIFE’ THOUGHTS BY ’DUCKY’


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‘LIFE’  THOUGHTS  BY  ’DUCKY’
 

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I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with ‘Guess’ on it. So I said ‘Implants?’  She hit me.

 

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How come we choose from just  two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America?

 

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Marriage changes passion.

Suddenly you’re in bed with a relative.

 

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Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.

 

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I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn’t have signed up in the first place!

 

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When I was young we used to go ‘skinny dipping,’ now I just ‘chunky dunk.’

 

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Don’t argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

 

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Wouldn’t it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press ‘Ctrl Alt Delete’ and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!

 

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Why is it that our children can’t read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

A completely brilliant question!!!!!!!

 

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Wouldn’t you know it....

Brain cells come and brain cells go, 

but FAT cells live forever.

 

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Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?

Another completely brilliant question!!!!

 

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Bumper sticker of the year:

‘If you can read this, thank a teacher – and, since it’s in English, thank a soldier’

And remember:

Life is like a roll of toilet paper.

 The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

Ya just might want to pass this along.......  

 

h.a.n.d.

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