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Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty.

He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: “Jesus is watching you!”

Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.

“Jesus is watching you,” the voice boomed again.

The burglar stopped again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot.

The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then he asked the parrot: “What’s your name?”

“Moses,” said the bird.

“That’s a dumb name for a parrot,” sneered the burglar. “What idiot named you Moses?”

The parrot said, “The same idiot who named the Rottweiller, Jesus.”

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Thanks rope...That would be a very good security system...He better give his heart to God... because his @$$ belongs to Jesus...

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