rope Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 George W. Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check. Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is $6 million dollars, so she writes him a check. Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00. When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply. The devil smiles and replies, “Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it’s considered a local call." 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pokerplayer Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 Caught me off hard with that one rope +1 for you. pp 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dog53 Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 hahahahahahahahaa One of the greats 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shabibilicious Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 4 hours on the phone?!!!.......sounds just like a teenage girl. GO RV, then BV 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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moose 57 Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 Too fn funny!!! +++++ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nannab Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 Excellent!!!! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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