moose 57 Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 ~Senior Computer Skills....... Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Customer: A white one... Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen. Customer: Your left or my left? ************************ Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'can’t find printer’. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it.. ************************* Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore. Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer? Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer. Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back. Customer: OK Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you? Customer: Yes Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in.. ************************* Customer: I can't get on the Internet. Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password? Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was? Customer: Five dots. ************************* Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use? Customer: Netscape. Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program. Customer: Oh, sorry.... Internet Explorer.. ************************* Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears. ************************* Tech support: How may I help you? Customer: I'm writing my first email. Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem? Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the little circle around it? ************************* This one and the next are our personal favorites! A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.. Tech support: Are you running it under windows? Customer: 'No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.' ************************ And last but - not least! Tech support: 'Okay Bill, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager.' Customer: I don't have a P. Tech support: On your keyboard, Bill. Customer: What do you mean? Tech support: 'P'.....on your keyboard, Bill. Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtFuryUSCZ Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 ***/// Awww.... Poor dears... But even WE aren't that daft with the tech stuff ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodandStaff Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 I'm maybe not daft but certainly not up to speed on all the fine nuances of computer geekness ladies! Some of these young kids can run circles around me...till I remind them I own a gun...that usually stops the smirks and quiets them down a mite!!! Great find Moose...again!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtFuryUSCZ Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 ***/// .. writing code... to us that's using a pen with invisible ink ! Old school, baby ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowGlobe7 Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 Fantastic...Grazie moose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtFuryUSCZ Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 ***/// We still DO drink OVALTINE, SNOWGLOBE ! And it's a perfect Prepper storage 'food', too ! No de-coder rings or anything 'free' in there anymore, though. As a matter of fact, we don't go to the movies anymore, either, because they're not giving away free dishes ! We were lucky to complete our Flinstones Jelly Glasses set before they stopped THAT ! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowGlobe7 Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 Hey I hear ya...our fine china are the shrek glasses from Mcdonalds....lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtFuryUSCZ Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 ***/// SHREK... ! Wow ! You got the nice fancy new stuff ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowGlobe7 Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 oh yea baby...jealous? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtFuryUSCZ Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 ***/// Wow ! They ARE fancy schmansy ! Our glasses have only 1 or 2 colours on 'em ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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