Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant

[The Machine]

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. 

After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, Kin ya swallar?' 

The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'

The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no. 

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I never seed nobody done it.

[The Machine]

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. 

After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, Kin ya swallar?' 

The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'

The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no. 

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I never seed nobody done it.

 

 

Edited January 20, 2016 by The Machine

[BJinMontreal]

Even better with the visual added!!

[bigwave]

Ya good on Machine.

 

I've seen the pictures of the good ol' boys above but I can not remember why...

[RodandStaff]

Now your talkin' in a language from my part of the country...and all's I has to say is...."Paddle faster Machine...I hear banjo music"!!!! Lol!!!   

[Gypsygirl11]

Good one Machine.  I cant believe the size off their ears, WOW.

[dog53]

yeah inbreeding can be tragic 

[Gypsygirl11]

That pic is going to give me nightmares. I lived in No Carolina for a bit and I heard stories.....these people do exist. Off the grid, for sure.

[George Hayduke]

Booking photos of Darryl and his other brother Darryl...

[moose 57]

 

[Gypsygirl11]

Im surprised you can even find pics of them "Moose" since they stay away from the public eye.

[jaman]

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. 

After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, Kin ya swallar?' 

The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'

The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no. 

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I never seed nobody done it.

 

 

now that look like their about 4 cousins married deep

[rope]

[SnowGlobe7]

wow

 

[RodandStaff]

Now you went and scared the hair balls right outta our very own Snow... Ya should know by now Machine how delicate her tolerance is when it comes to "genetic reengineering"!!! ;o)