moose 57 Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 (edited) A Man Is Dating Three Women And Wants To Decide Which To Marry. This Is Perfect. A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money. The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money, and then he decided to marry the one with the largest breasts. The end! h.a.n.d. Edited January 19, 2016 by moose 57 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shabibilicious Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 Ahhh, the gift that keeps on giving......right down to the floor. GO RV, then BV 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BJinMontreal Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 Good one Moose!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 (edited) Some of us (men) are so predictable....no matter what Good one.. as usual, moose Edited January 19, 2016 by umbertino 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowGlobe7 Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candy01 Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 A TYPICAL MAN, moose57!!! VERY funny, Snow! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DinarMillionaire Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 Good one Moose! Snow...you are quick with the great pics...they always crack me up. lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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