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Republicans mentally rape Dem voters with Hildabeast scandals

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With more of Hillarious’s emails being exposed to the nation's mindset, certain previously suppressed memories begin to emerge out of the subconscious, causing us to doubt her ability to control our reality.

We were not supposed to know or care about Hillarious's ties to Sid Blumenthal. It was for our own good that we didn't remember who this man was. We were all better off thinking and feeling only what Hillarious wanted us to think and feel. Now that the Republicans have ruined this blissful relationship, we begin to feel disturbed by unsolicited facts and unauthorized memories that lead us to question our trusted Democratic leaders.

In what can only be described as mental breaking and entering, the Republicans brutally drag us outside of our safe spaces and repeatedly penetrate us with facts, inseminating us with unwanted ideas, and causing us to perform painful intellectual abortions. This effectively makes us victims of non-consensual mental rape.

The harm becomes obvious already as we begin to wonder, how come Hillarious couldn't protect us from these traumatic facts? Has she lost touch and is no longer all-powerful, allowing the Republicans to send an information tsunami into our previously safe seas of controlled tranquility?

Our sanity depends on knowing that all the faults, lies, and malevolence can only be found among the Republicans. All we want from our news sources is information about how the Republicans made our planet too hot by melting the glaciers out of capitalist greed and racist anger at minorities who live in extreme climates. Any attempts by the Republicans to disprove these beliefs automatically qualify them as climate deniers and mental rapists, thus reinforcing our emotional well-being.

We know that the Republicans have made the world unsafe by exposing what really happened in Benghazi, instead of believing, like the rest of us, in the story about the offensive YouTube video. What difference does it make what really happened? If we could forget, we could live in peace. If the Republicans didn't prevent us from suppressing the memory of 9/11 and subsequent attacks on America, we would have continued to live in peace with the Muslim world. But the Republicans don't want peace, they want wars.

We could have had peace with Iran if the Republicans didn't expose the discrepancies of the Iranian treaty. We could be free of fear of terrorist attacks if the Republicans didn't mention them all the time, exposing the religion of those who commit workplace violence.

If the Republicans didn't expose the secrets about Bill Clinton’s affairs, Hillarious would not have been forced to cover them up and to attack the female victims. This, in turn, would not have weakened her position on women's issues and would not have immunized Donald Trump against her accusations of him being a sexist male chauvinist pig.

If the Republicans didn't say the words "Radical Islam," there would be no al-Qaeda, Taliban, Boko Haram, Muslim Brotherhood, Hamas, Hezbollah, or ISIS. Syria would be a peaceful nation, Iran would not have developed the bomb, and Saudi Arabia would not have killed the Sheikh.

We need a leader who will keep us safe in our comfort zones by controlling our reality and protecting us from traumatic memories. We need to continue to believe and question nothing. Is that so much to ask?

Thank you for reading this non-pro-Hillarious article.


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Special thanks to Comrade Hammer and Loupe for additional reporting

 

http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/republicans-mentally-rape-democrat-voters-with-Hillarious-scandals-t17386.html

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Yeah, thats the ticket. That's how we'll get Obama. Yeah, we'll do that.

:huh: ???

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The person who merely wanders through the fields of knowledge in search of its prettiest flowers and of whatever will provide the most amusement, will necessarily return home at night with a very slender collection. Those that apply themselves with adequate self-denial and an unwavering resolution to the improvement of their mind, will unquestionably be found more fortunate (in every way) in the end.

As this scandalous chum of information resurfaces (known to most of us... it's brand new info to many), will the treble hook set in the minds of truth-newbies? I see a window of opportunity to reel them in, expose them to the sunshine and release them back into their safe space to spread the word... that it's not safe at all. Once they step out of their ignorance, only apathy or denial can keep them from intellectually challenging their beliefs.

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Just before reading this, I was wondering ... where are all the great conservative comedians?  And I thought, how difficult it must be to articulate humor aimed at liberals :shrug: .  It really is a difficult job, aside from any meaningful sarcasm... but then, liberals don't "get it" anyway!  So.... why bother?!!!   :blink:  But then there's satire like this... PRICELESS!  And maybe the closest we can really come to humor, without totally feeling sorry for this clueless crowd... well, maybe partly feeling sorry... oh heck, not at all!

 

Great post WHN!  Thanks!  :tiphat:

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:huh: ???

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The person who merely wanders through the fields of knowledge in search of its prettiest flowers and of whatever will provide the most amusement, will necessarily return home at night with a very slender collection. Those that apply themselves with adequate self-denial and an unwavering resolution to the improvement of their mind, will unquestionably be found more fortunate (in every way) in the end.

As this scandalous chum of information resurfaces (known to most of us... it's brand new info to many), will the treble hook set in the minds of truth-newbies? I see a window of opportunity to reel them in, expose them to the sunshine and release them back into their safe space to spread the word... that it's not safe at all. Once they step out of their ignorance, only apathy or denial can keep them from intellectually challenging their beliefs.

 

Its my version of Meaningful Sarcasm . I thought you knew.

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hahaha... there's so many remarks to this, unfortunately, I can't figure out how to make them while remaining within forum rules.

 

After all, it's not nice to talk about folks suffering from mental illness... even if self-imposed... poor little liberal fascists.. 

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Yeah, thats the ticket. That's how we'll get Obama. Yeah, we'll do that.

 

Its my version of Meaningful Sarcasm . I thought you knew.

Ahhh... Forgive me for doubting you and thank you for the new perspective, Kev! I think you're onto something here... For the last 7 years, Oblahblah has been repeatedly molested and savagely corn-holed by facts that contradict his deeply flawed ideology. His only hope to ease the intellectual discomfort is to have a tax-payer funded abortlobotomy at once and retire to a secluded island safe space (I hear Guantanamo will soon be vacant). Plenty of room for his interloper comrades, Hollywood know-nothings and media sycophants! They can all sing Kumbaya as they drool onto their hospital gowns (open in the back of course)... rejecting reality and questioning nothing until the glaciers melt, submersing the island... or the Thorazine runs out.

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~ ~ ~ SATIRE ~ ~ ~

 

 

Republicans mentally rape Dem voters with Hildabeast scandals

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With more of Hillarious’s emails being exposed to the nation's mindset, certain previously suppressed memories begin to emerge out of the subconscious, causing us to doubt her ability to control our reality.

We were not supposed to know or care about Hillarious's ties to Sid Blumenthal. It was for our own good that we didn't remember who this man was. We were all better off thinking and feeling only what Hillarious wanted us to think and feel. Now that the Republicans have ruined this blissful relationship, we begin to feel disturbed by unsolicited facts and unauthorized memories that lead us to question our trusted Democratic leaders.

In what can only be described as mental breaking and entering, the Republicans brutally drag us outside of our safe spaces and repeatedly penetrate us with facts, inseminating us with unwanted ideas, and causing us to perform painful intellectual abortions. This effectively makes us victims of non-consensual mental rape.

The harm becomes obvious already as we begin to wonder, how come Hillarious couldn't protect us from these traumatic facts? Has she lost touch and is no longer all-powerful, allowing the Republicans to send an information tsunami into our previously safe seas of controlled tranquility?

Our sanity depends on knowing that all the faults, lies, and malevolence can only be found among the Republicans. All we want from our news sources is information about how the Republicans made our planet too hot by melting the glaciers out of capitalist greed and racist anger at minorities who live in extreme climates. Any attempts by the Republicans to disprove these beliefs automatically qualify them as climate deniers and mental rapists, thus reinforcing our emotional well-being.

We know that the Republicans have made the world unsafe by exposing what really happened in Benghazi, instead of believing, like the rest of us, in the story about the offensive YouTube video. What difference does it make what really happened? If we could forget, we could live in peace. If the Republicans didn't prevent us from suppressing the memory of 9/11 and subsequent attacks on America, we would have continued to live in peace with the Muslim world. But the Republicans don't want peace, they want wars.

We could have had peace with Iran if the Republicans didn't expose the discrepancies of the Iranian treaty. We could be free of fear of terrorist attacks if the Republicans didn't mention them all the time, exposing the religion of those who commit workplace violence.

If the Republicans didn't expose the secrets about Bill Clinton’s affairs, Hillarious would not have been forced to cover them up and to attack the female victims. This, in turn, would not have weakened her position on women's issues and would not have immunized Donald Trump against her accusations of him being a sexist male chauvinist pig.

If the Republicans didn't say the words "Radical Islam," there would be no al-Qaeda, Taliban, Boko Haram, Muslim Brotherhood, Hamas, Hezbollah, or ISIS. Syria would be a peaceful nation, Iran would not have developed the bomb, and Saudi Arabia would not have killed the Sheikh.

We need a leader who will keep us safe in our comfort zones by controlling our reality and protecting us from traumatic memories. We need to continue to believe and question nothing. Is that so much to ask?

Thank you for reading this non-pro-Hillarious article.

--------------

Special thanks to Comrade Hammer and Loupe for additional reporting

 

http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/republicans-mentally-rape-democrat-voters-with-Hillarious-scandals-t17386.html

 

 

I sure hope I used a condom I wouldnt want to catch a liberal foot -in-mouth disease.  :)

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