moose 57 Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 The US Army announced today the formation of a new 900-man elite fighting unit, called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). These Mountain boys will be dropped off in Iraq, with plenty of cold beer, ammo and weaponry. They have been given only the following facts about ISIS: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken.. 4. They hate beer, pickups, nude women, country music and Jesus. AND 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the ISIS problem in IRAQ to be more or less over by next Friday. h.a.n.d. didn't mean to post it twice! 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 YEARS LATER Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 :bravo: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dog53 Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 hahahahahahahah best one yet moose 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whatshername Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 I like it better than this strategy... 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siberian_shaddow Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 Lol that made my whole day Moose ty. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleEye Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 They will be aided by the Cajun special forces...who were also told that ISIS rebels are "out of season" and have a bag limit of two... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiljor Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 Hahahahahaha ok now I have a fractured rib, thanks for the laugh Moose 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chess Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 YEA!!!...............AT LAST!!!.............BARE FEET ON THE GROUND!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigwave Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 It's about right. Thanks Moose 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowGlobe7 Posted December 21, 2015 Report Share Posted December 21, 2015 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodandStaff Posted December 21, 2015 Report Share Posted December 21, 2015 Darn tootin' Moose!!! ;o) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bamagirl Posted December 21, 2015 Report Share Posted December 21, 2015 ISIS wouldn't last long lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nannab Posted December 21, 2015 Report Share Posted December 21, 2015 Love It! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkeaton Posted December 21, 2015 Report Share Posted December 21, 2015 AND, they been spreadin' rumors about yur sister. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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