Where are my glasses?

[Sage449]

Where are your Glasses???

  

I love this one!!!! I would never be able to think of a reply like this one!! 

 

Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time.

 

“Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing?” I asked.

 

Her talking about my "doing-something-useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation.

 

She was "only thinking of me", she said and suggested that I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the gals.

 

 I did this and when I got home last night, I decided to play a prank on her.

 

I e-mailed her and told her that I had joined a Parachute Club. 

 

She replied, "Are you nuts? You are 72 years old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?

 

I told her that I even got a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her.

 

She immediately telephoned me and yelled, "Good grief, Mom, where are your glasses?

 

This is a Membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."

 

"Oh man, I'm in trouble again,” I said, “I really don't know what to do. I signed up for five jumps a week!!"

 

The line went quiet and her friend picked up the phone and said that my daughter had fainted.

 

Life as a Senior Citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes it can be ever so much fun.

 

[SgtFuryUSCZ]

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HAHAHAHAHA...! Our favourite Post of the Day bar none !

[Sage449]

Me too when friend sent it to me, I fell out.

[Shabibilicious]

You got a picture of this senior citizen?    

 

GO RV, then BV

[Sage449]

Wish I did, might be a worth the jump. :^)

[moose 57]

lmao!!!!!!!!