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Things You Don't Want to Hear From a Tech Support...

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Things You Don't Want to Hear From a Tech support

"Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?"

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"That's right, not even McGyver could fix it."

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"So -- what are you wearing?"

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"Duuuuuude! Bummer!"

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"Looks like you're gonna need some new dilithium crystals, Cap'n."

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"Press 1 for support. Press 2 if you're with 60

Minutes. Press 3 if you're with the FTC."

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"We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter

knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery."

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"In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."

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"Hold on a second... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"

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"Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics."

"Please hold for Mr. Gates' attorney."

 

 

h.a.n.d.

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