moose 57 Posted November 24, 2015 Report Share Posted November 24, 2015 (edited) Rules Guys Wish Girls KnewIf you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.*Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down.*Don't cut your hair. Ever.*Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if hecan find the perfect gift.*If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer youdon't want to hear.*Sometimes, he is not thinking about you. Live with it.*Don't ask about his thoughts unless you want to discuss navel lint,shotguns, or monster trucks.* *Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.Let it be.*Shopping is not a sport.*Anything you wear is fine. Really.*You have enough clothes.*You have too many shoes.*Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect him to submit to it.*Your ex-boyfriend is, was, and always will be an idiot.*Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.*No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark important days ona calender.*Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes. What makes you think hewould be any good at choosing which pair, out of your thirty, would lookgood with your dress?*Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.*A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.*Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.*Foreign movies are best left to foreigners.*Check your oil.*Don't give him 50 rules when 25 will do.*It is neither in your best interest nor his to take the quiz together.*Anything said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. Allcomments become null and void after 7 days.*If you won't dress like Victoria's Secret women, don't expect us to actlike soap opera men.*If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the waysmakes you sad and/or angry, we meant the other one.*You can either ask him to do something or tell him how you want it done-not both.*Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.*Consider golf a mini-vacation from each other. He needs it just as badas you do.*Telling him that the models in men's magazines are airbrushed makes youlook jealous and certainly is not going to deter him from reading them.*The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months. Edited November 24, 2015 by moose 57 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shabibilicious Posted November 24, 2015 Report Share Posted November 24, 2015 And Yes ladies.....the author's still single. GO RV, then BV 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moose 57 Posted November 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2015 (edited) And Yes ladies.....the author's still single. GO RV, then BV the poster is! (am falling though). Edited November 24, 2015 by moose 57 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtFuryUSCZ Posted November 24, 2015 Report Share Posted November 24, 2015 (edited) ***/// Next time ya'll have to attend an engagement party or wedding, print this out, frame it and gift it to the bride. (ya can also tape the business card of a good divorce attorney to the back !) . Edited November 24, 2015 by SgtFuryUSCZ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted November 24, 2015 Report Share Posted November 24, 2015 the poster is! (am falling though). Fantastic as usual, moose..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nstoolman1 Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 I showed this to my wife a few years ago and she said a lot of them make sense. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shabibilicious Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 I showed this to my wife a few years ago and she said a lot of them make sense. She sounds like a Keeper. GO RV, then BV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dog53 Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 hahaha nice Aint never gonna happen. Aaaa but one can dream. left one out though Never on any circumstances plan a vacation during the rut. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 YEARS LATER Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 And Yes ladies.....the author's still single. GO RV, then BV Most likely lives with his parents in the Basement . . . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nstoolman1 Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 She sounds like a Keeper. GO RV, then BV Yes she is. She keeps letting me think I am in charge. She says I will be happier that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVWITHME Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 hahaha nice Aint never gonna happen. Aaaa but one can dream. left one out though Never on any circumstances plan a vacation during the rut. Wait, I thought that the rut WAS vacation... That hasn't changed, has it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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