A Funny...

[moose 57]

 A Funny

 

 

 

After their 11th child, a Kentucky couple decided that was enough, as 
they could not afford a larger bed.

 

 

So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his cousin 
didn't want to have any more children. 

 

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that 
could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 

 

A less costly alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a 
cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Kentucky) light it, put it in a 
beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10. 

 

˜The Kentuckian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in 
the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next 
to my ear is going to help me. ''Trust me,' said the doctor. 

 

 

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He 
held the can up to his ear and began to count! 

 

"1" 

 

"2" 

 

"3" 

 

"4"

 

"5" 

 

(you'll love this) 

 

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and 
continued counting on his other hand. 

 

This procedure also works in Tennessee, Louisiana, Arkansas, North & South Carolina, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Missouri, West Virginia, and parts of Texas ect...  maybe even north!!! 

 

 

 

I think they should test it

 

 in Washington DC!!!!!!!! 

 

 

 

Edited October 15, 2015 by moose 57

[dog53]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

Reminds me of the one where

The southern groom comes crying to his daddy on the day he is

suppose to get married .

He told his daddy

"Daddy I cant marry this girl"

the dad replied

"Well why not son"

The son says 

She`s a dammed virgin !!!!"

and daddy says 

(here it comes)

Your right son

If she aint good enough for her own family

She`s not good enough for ours.!!!

[moose 57]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

Reminds me of the one where

The southern groom comes crying to his daddy on the day he is

suppose to get married .

He told his daddy

"Daddy I cant marry this girl"

the dad replied

"Well why not son"

The son says 

She`s a dammed virgin !!!!"

and daddy says 

(here it comes)

Your right son

If she aint good enough for her own family

She`s not good enough for ours.!!!

hahaha!!!

[nannab]

OMG!!!  You two get better and better!!! Thank you for a big morning laugh

[SnowGlobe7]

OMG.....those are awesome!!!!!

 

Dog is posting jokes...LOVE IT!!!!!!

 

Now if we can get Woody (K98) to post pics of squirrel nuts we have made positive changes in this world!!!!!!!

 

or Luigi to post a real news story.....

 

 

or Adam to change his profile picture to a cat chilling in a beach chair....

 

Or Sarges gals to not participate in Happy Hour...oh wait...I am not so sure that is a good idea....they are pretty grumpy gals...that might not go over so well!!!!!!!  (love ya gals...pour me one too)

[69mustang]

That's right, dis on us down here in the south, but I don't hear anyone sayin' I think I'll retire and move north. 

[moose 57]

That's right, dis on us down here in the south, but I don't hear anyone sayin' I think I'll retire and move north. 

Sooo true!!!