10 pet peeves dogs have about humans

[moose 57]

 10 pet peeves dogs have about humans

 

 

1. Blaming your gas on me … Not Funny.

2. Yelling at me for barking. I am a dog, you idiot.

3. Taking me for a walk and then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick balancing food on my nose. Stop it.

5. Yelling at me for rubbing myself on your carpet. Why did you buy carpet?

6. Getting upset when I sniff your guests. Sorry, but I haven’t quite mastered the handshake thing yet.

7. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you are not home.

8. Taking me to the vet for “the big snip,” then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back.

9. Dog sweaters.

10. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throws. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain, you nitwit.

 

 

[dog53]

11.  just when we become best friends

You let your wife buy a cat

[moose 57]

11.  just when we become best friends

You let your wife buy a cat

that should be in the top 2 dog53!

[nannab]

     Thank you guys. I needed a laugh.

[SnowGlobe7]

You guys are just not funny...into the dog house with you

[aliciadogz]

Thanks for the laugh I just lost my Gracie this week of almost 13 yrs next month on the 8th her mom Shoney is going to be 15 in Jan and she is still going strong.

[Shabibilicious]

Thanks for the laugh I just lost my Gracie this week of almost 13 yrs next month on the 8th her mom Shoney is going to be 15 in Jan and she is still going strong.

 

Very sorry for your loss, alicia.....they really do become part of the family, don't they.    

 

On a lighter note.....on the pet peeves list.  

 

"You're a good lamp....yes you are".  

 

 

GO RV, then BV