moose 57 Posted July 29, 2015 Report Share Posted July 29, 2015 How to Maintain a Healthy Level Of Insanity in RETIREMENT 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer at passing cars, and watch 'em slow down! 2. On all your checks stubs, write 'For Marijuana'! 3. Skip down the street rather than walk and see how many looks you get. 4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 5. Sing along at The Opera. 6. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!' 7. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the Car Park, yelling, 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 8. Tell your children over dinner: 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.... 9. Wear your clothes wrong side out and watch the peoples faces. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: My Favorite: 10. Go to a large Department store’s fitting room, drop your drawers to your ankles and yell out: “THERE’S NO PAPER IN HERE”! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelg Posted July 29, 2015 Report Share Posted July 29, 2015 Then say as they are carting you away, "Hey, their going to pay all expenses for a two year vacation on a "funny farm!" No expenses for two years!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nannab Posted July 29, 2015 Report Share Posted July 29, 2015 Thanks Mr. Moose. The department store is my favorite!LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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