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Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?


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Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

> >

> >

> >

> > Here is a little test that will help you decide.

> >

> > The answer can be found by posing the following

> >

> > question:

> >

> >

> >

> > You're walking down a deserted street with your

> >

> > wife and two small children.

> >

> > Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife

> >

> > comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,

> >

> > screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the

> > knife,

> >

> > and charges at you.

> >

> >

> >

> > You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an

> > expert shot.

> >

> >

> >

> > You have mere seconds before he reaches you and

> your

> > family. What do you

> >

> > do?

> >

> >

> >

> > ................................

> >

> >

> > Democrat's Answer:

> >

> >

> >

> > Well, that's not enough information to answer the

> > question!

> >

> > Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

> >

> > Have I ever done anything to him that would

> inspire

> > him to attack?

> >

> > Could we run away?

> >

> > What does my wife think?

> >

> > What about the kids?

> >

> > What does the law say about this situation?

> >

> > Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what

> > kind of message does this

> >

> > send to society and to my children?

> >

> > Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he

> be

> > content just to wound

> >

> > me?

> >

> > Should I call 9-1-1 ?

> >

> > Why is this street so deserted?

> >

> > We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day

> and

> > make this happier,

> >

> > healthier street that would discourage such

> > behavior.

> >

> >

> >

> > ...........................................

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> > Republican's Answer:

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> > BANG!

> >

> >

> >

> > ....

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> > Southerner's Answer:

> >

> >

> >

> > BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

> > BANG!

> >

> > Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

> >

> > BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

> > BANG!

> >

> > Click

> >

> >

> >

> > Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the

> > Winchester Silver Tips or

> > Hollow Points?

> >

> >

> >

> > Son: Can I shoot the next one!

> >

> >

> >

> > Wife: You Ain't Taking That To The Taxidermist!

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Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

> >

> >

> >

> > Here is a little test that will help you decide.

> >

> > The answer can be found by posing the following

> >

> > question:

> >

> >

> >

> > You're walking down a deserted street with your

> >

> > wife and two small children.

> >

> > Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife

> >

> > comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,

> >

> > screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the

> > knife,

> >

> > and charges at you.

> >

> >

> >

> > You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an

> > expert shot.

> >

> >

> >

> > You have mere seconds before he reaches you and

> your

> > family. What do you

> >

> > do?

> >

> >

> >

> > ................................

> >

> >

> > Democrat's Answer:

> >

> >

> >

> > Well, that's not enough information to answer the

> > question!

> >

> > Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

> >

> > Have I ever done anything to him that would

> inspire

> > him to attack?

> >

> > Could we run away?

> >

> > What does my wife think?

> >

> > What about the kids?

> >

> > What does the law say about this situation?

> >

> > Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what

> > kind of message does this

> >

> > send to society and to my children?

> >

> > Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he

> be

> > content just to wound

> >

> > me?

> >

> > Should I call 9-1-1 ?

> >

> > Why is this street so deserted?

> >

> > We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day

> and

> > make this happier,

> >

> > healthier street that would discourage such

> > behavior.

> >

> >

> >

> > ...........................................

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> > Republican's Answer:

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> > BANG!

> >

> >

> >

> > ....

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> > Southerner's Answer:

> >

> >

> >

> > BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

> > BANG!

> >

> > Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

> >

> > BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

> > BANG!

> >

> > Click

> >

> >

> >

> > Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the

> > Winchester Silver Tips or

> > Hollow Points?

> >

> >

> >

> > Son: Can I shoot the next one!

> >

> >

> >

> > Wife: You Ain't Taking That To The Taxidermist!

I don't care who you are .........................that is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am crying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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