mythunter Posted June 3, 2010 Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner? > > > > > > > > Here is a little test that will help you decide.> > > > The answer can be found by posing the following> > > > question:> > > > > > > > You're walking down a deserted street with your> > > > wife and two small children.> > > > Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife> > > > comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,> > > > screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the> > knife,> > > > and charges at you.> > > > > > > > You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an> > expert shot.> > > > > > > > You have mere seconds before he reaches you and> your> > family. What do you> > > > do?> > > > > > > > ................................> > > > > > Democrat's Answer:> > > > > > > > Well, that's not enough information to answer the> > question!> > > > Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?> > > > Have I ever done anything to him that would> inspire> > him to attack?> > > > Could we run away?> > > > What does my wife think?> > > > What about the kids?> > > > What does the law say about this situation?> > > > Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what> > kind of message does this> > > > send to society and to my children?> > > > Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he> be> > content just to wound> > > > me?> > > > Should I call 9-1-1 ?> > > > Why is this street so deserted?> > > > We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day> and> > make this happier,> > > > healthier street that would discourage such> > behavior.> > > > > > > > ...........................................> > > > > > > > > > > > Republican's Answer:> > > > > > > > > > > > BANG!> > > > > > > > ....> > > > > > > > > > > > Southerner's Answer: > > > > > > > > BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!> > BANG!> > > > Click..... (Sounds of reloading)> > > > BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!> > BANG!> > > > Click> > > > > > > > Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the> > Winchester Silver Tips or> > Hollow Points?> > > > > > > > Son: Can I shoot the next one!> > > > > > > > Wife: You Ain't Taking That To The Taxidermist! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markb57 Posted June 3, 2010 Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 oldie but goodie..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlablum Posted June 4, 2010 Report Share Posted June 4, 2010 Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner? > > > > > > > > Here is a little test that will help you decide.> > > > The answer can be found by posing the following> > > > question:> > > > > > > > You're walking down a deserted street with your> > > > wife and two small children.> > > > Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife> > > > comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,> > > > screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the> > knife,> > > > and charges at you.> > > > > > > > You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an> > expert shot.> > > > > > > > You have mere seconds before he reaches you and> your> > family. What do you> > > > do?> > > > > > > > ................................> > > > > > Democrat's Answer:> > > > > > > > Well, that's not enough information to answer the> > question!> > > > Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?> > > > Have I ever done anything to him that would> inspire> > him to attack?> > > > Could we run away?> > > > What does my wife think?> > > > What about the kids?> > > > What does the law say about this situation?> > > > Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what> > kind of message does this> > > > send to society and to my children?> > > > Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he> be> > content just to wound> > > > me?> > > > Should I call 9-1-1 ?> > > > Why is this street so deserted?> > > > We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day> and> > make this happier,> > > > healthier street that would discourage such> > behavior.> > > > > > > > ...........................................> > > > > > > > > > > > Republican's Answer:> > > > > > > > > > > > BANG!> > > > > > > > ....> > > > > > > > > > > > Southerner's Answer: > > > > > > > > BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!> > BANG!> > > > Click..... (Sounds of reloading)> > > > BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!> > BANG!> > > > Click> > > > > > > > Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the> > Winchester Silver Tips or> > Hollow Points?> > > > > > > > Son: Can I shoot the next one!> > > > > > > > Wife: You Ain't Taking That To The Taxidermist! I don't care who you are .........................that is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I am crying!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hfdmedic Posted June 4, 2010 Report Share Posted June 4, 2010 Heeeeeeyyy! Not all southerners are gun toting, right wing, Christian conservatives....... but we should be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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